Paul

Hi I am Paul. whose down to party and by party i mean study and get All As B.S Psych

[Horrible Lizard @horriblelizard]

I cling to the moments where I walk through a swarm of gnats like I cling to the days of knee shaking relative cold in Brisbane. When was the last time an insect hit your windshield. How many days since you last saw a butterfly. Will you recognize the cries of birds going hungry?

[FergSZN @FergSZN]

Dakshots > Backshots

[JaguarGator9 @JaguarGator9NFL]

Having lived out west for a while now, I can 100% confirm that the most popular soccer team in the United States is Mexico

[Alexander Thatcher @ThatchEffendi]

Stilgar going from "Turkish uncle pranking his favorite nephew" to "Intergalactic Shamil Basayev" is the best dramatic arc in the movie. It's astonishing.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

Here come the… Vikings 🇳🇴👊🏻

[RODEO IS APPALLED @RodeoBear26]

@BrettKollmann I always say this in regards to hockey, but I think its applicable here; the guy who won't stop screaming "shoot it" from the rafters is an asshole, but he's not wrong.

Yeah, yeah, I know they're low percentage shots, but you take what you can get sometimes.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Dudes used to launch piss missiles from 30 yards out just for the love of the game.

[𝓒𝓙 🐅 @BurrowBeliever]

Hot Take:

Geoffery Rush as Barbossa is every bit as good of a performance as Johnny Depp's Captain Jack Sparrow

[Wemby @wemby]

Spurs family, I’m here to stay.
Whatever it takes🖤

[filmfan24 @filmfan24]

“Experience the epic conclusion”
WE ARE DONE WHEN I SAY WE ARE DONE

[Dream 🇳🇴 @StefanskiRuined]

asked the USMNT to do anything like this and they called me socialist scum and said “trust in the college system”

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

I beg your pardon?

[🦦 gabby⸆⸉ 💍 JUST&T MARRIED @whogabanywayew]

@steve03686723 @samanthaswft Mind u he also tweeted THIS absolute gem. https://t.co/dcYaH69NQA

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Stuff like this used to end presidencies but this won’t even be a blip

[Anime Tweets @AnimexTwts]

😭

[MK 🇫🇷 @mkliebmann]

Cristiano Ronaldo begged for hamburgers outside McDonalds. He’d never turn pro in America

Messi’s parents were factory workers. He’d never turn pro in America

Lalas went to boarding school. Failed to get into college until his dad made a call to Rutgers. He went pro in America

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

*Zlatan on Messi missing the PK*

“Everyone misses PK’s. I’ve missed PK’s, Thierry has missed PK’s… Alexi was never asked to take PK’s so he couldn’t miss…” 😬😬