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Life's never that serious. Let loose

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@theonlyiroyal Equal rights, equal lefts + uppercuts.

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@JamesMurim8097 Is there a problem with the audio? I can't hear anything

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@JMC_Broadcast1 Time to board a chopper and flee!

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@mainandegwa232 Ule ujinga uko hii Kenya hauwezi pimika. These "clergy" should be hanging by their balls right now

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@georgediano Kama ni Xtrail get the manual 6-speed. Got some respect on that vehicle.

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@arnoldi254 @statedeptspox @SecRubio @WilliamsRuto Meanwhile Kasongo...

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@attah_akor Coconut.

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@Mwangechos @bungomaduke Aboo ant eaters have got way much longer noses than this thing. Their noses also become more narrow at their ends, where the tongue shoots out to lick ants out of their burrows.

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@anishmoonka Same in Africa. 0-1.5 years.

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@Chime_Fave Well I've got a counter offer for your counter offer: Go F#** yourself! 💀💀

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@DionBett Well, all birds are descendants of dinosaurs so these are not far from the tree. I guess ni tamu kuliko the regular chicken we are used to

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@ernest_nyakundi Very insightful breakdown.

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@engineers_feed That thing will roll off the conveyor and accelerate to take off speeds if that conveyor is placed level with a runway that is long enough for the plane to take off.
It's not the wheels that move the plane. The engines' impulse is acting against the air.

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@NoContextHumans Brother can sprint🔥🔥

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@iLnico4real Chapo Dondo. Hii nayo kila mtu anajua!

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@m_ogada @Safaricom_Care Boycott Safaricom, kwaniii????

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@KijanayaKabras A

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@its_kimemia Kuku bana! Alaaa

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@nziokamul1 @Hans_Kuloba Which makes us even easier to liberate. Tunafaa kuwa kama Iran.

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@Kenyans Before all our hungry brothers embark on this suicide mission let me ask you: Do you know what hypersonic missiles are?

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