@ZachTheShotgun @BlossomDance90 Your support of my eventual marriage to Jessica and our perfect passionate wedded bliss is enough of a GIF(t), Zachariah. Thank you. Namaste.
@ZachTheShotgun @BlossomDance90 Rest assured you will be invited to our wedding. It will be somewhere beautiful like the Ashikaga Flower Park in Japan or perhaps Casino Pier in New Jersey.
spend every day learning a new page from the Kama Sutra. Then revisit our favorites on New Years Eve.
Your Prince of Pleasure will be your Santa of Sensuality.
Happy Holidays. 😘
A message to the @_empirew roster and fans for the upcoming holiday season.
I know this can be a lonely time, but do not worry.
I am your new significant other. I will give you a backrub after a rough day with rare massage oils I obtained in Madagascar. On thanksgiving you
can introduce me to your family and I will impress them with tales of my travels and my studies to become the foremost authority on sensuality. I will also give your mother a backrub with slightly less rare massage oils from Cleveland, Ohio.
And from here to Christmas we will
Apologies to @_empirew that I have not been more active. Josh and I have not forgotten you.
I’ve been spending time at a Love Retreat in Tibet and not a night has gone by for months where my bedchambers hasn’t sounded like a women’s tennis match.
Look, setting aside the fact that both of our opponents are obviously very attracted to me, it’s time to show that we aren’t just two chumps. We’re the Raddest Men Who Ever Lived. We’re taking the W and I’m taking all your hearts. 💙💜❤️💛💚🧡🤍🤎🖤💖
The Freaks with Benefits (@NotoriousKMW & @PureHeartKayla) have been granted a Tag Team Championship match after pinning @BrooklynLuchaJG and @POPRNorth twice.
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If you are a lonely @_empirew fan or roster member you need not worry. I am your Valentine.
You look nice.
Have you been doing something different with your hair? I like it a lot.
I’m making Belgian waffles.
This is part ONE of Next Level: Turmoil. Part Two, the Primetime Championship and World Championship, will be posted tomorrow night.
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New Year.
New Ronnie.
New Company. @_empirew
New Theme: https://t.co/8u8qe2XP4z
New Opponents and Fans to make obsess over the Romance Guru and Sex Symbol of the Radicalliance.
It’s gonna get sweaty.