#Splinter2020 is literally Splinter. The Rat. To vote for #Splinter is to realize that red vs blue is actually red, blue, orange, and purple and they're a team. #TurtlePower.
"Democracy is electing fake people to solve real problems. A real upheaval is simmering on this planet and you'll know it's arrived when war profiteers are acknowledged as war criminals." - #Reprisal de Plume.
On behalf of nonvoters, I'd like claim victory. Despite being ignored by the media, we did it, guys!
Or rather, we declined to do it. https://t.co/JSnYIUgdTS