PP John

The king of spares

[PP John @PPJohn1999]

cheese put me to sleep must’ve been mozzzzzarella

[Ethel Caincel @her_eunuch]

It's once again Attack And Hurt Your Coworkers Monday

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I wouldn't know if the stripper loves me I've never been to a strip club. I mostly go to Jersey Mike's and Lowe's

[kamau @poorteffy]

Saul

[grovy @grovymango]

I love Costco . The Costco sampler staff are allowed to touch me

[Pisser Dick @PisserDick_]

(To a complete stranger i've never seen before) youre always wearing some bullshit bro

[Onabam @ONABAMfan]

they have just created a million Culver’s barns

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Women are kind of like. Hamas

[PP John @PPJohn1999]

a zyn but it’s green tea so you put it in your mouth and mmmmm tea

[PP John @PPJohn1999]

another good hair day wasted on an 8-hour shift at the penis explosion building

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

In every conversation there is an attacker and a defender,

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I think I just saw a photon

[@realWokeism @realWokeism]

Karl Marx failed to consider the Steam Summer Sale

[ieva @mourninglambs]

I show up at the bars just ugly as fuck

[jake @wormpuller]

I got frogs in atlanta