Positive Pessimisms

Positively pessimistic

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You only have 196 Twitter followers but at least none of them care about what you have to say. #nonpressions

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Your gym’s locker room floors haven’t been dried but at least you slipped and split your toe open. #beerplease #paythepriceforhealth

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Your flight’s landing was aborted but at least it’s because there was another plane already on your runway. #thatsnothowthisworks

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You partied for 16 hours on St Patrick’s Day weekend but at least you lost an hour of sleep.

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Your flight’s been cancelled but at least your replacement flight has been delayed. #ohsnowyoudidnt

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You ate some questionable food in Mexico but at least you got violently ill 8 hours later. #cabobano

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You drew a.. umm.. ‘male member’ but at least you got your ship stuck. #itgotweird #shouldntofhadthatlastdrink

[VesselFinder @VesselFinder]

UPDATE 2: Suez Canal Blocked by Huge container ship; Video simulation of the controversial track
https://t.co/3PXwGMuqdh #EverGiven #SuezCanal #ContainerShip #grounded

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There is a sinkhole behind your garage but at least it’s raining. #rentingfortheWin

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You’re stuck in the minor leagues but at least your side hustle is a major felony. https://t.co/jhYTjEG777

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The pandemic has turned your weekends into puzzle solving but at least the 1000th piece is missing. #parisproblems

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You’re presenting to a judge but at least you put on a cat filter. #mewow

[Mikael Thalen @MikaelThalen]

A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter

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Your head coach is out for your first playoff game in years, but at least your legendary former head coach isn’t coming back.

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You tried to siphon gas but at least you got the wrong pipe. #mistakesweremade https://t.co/alFzaQSep5

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You scored as much as the Braves but at least you still lost the game. #Falcons @CrouchingMark

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You’ve had a week-long toothache but at least fixing it will require a root canal. #2020

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This week’s vacation in Puerto Rico got cancelled but at least your 58 Zoom calls at work did not. #damnyouCOVID #paradiselost

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You’re replacing a toilet but at least you’re also replacing a cast iron drain pipe. #2020yearofgiving #keepsongiving

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The talking monkeys haven’t landed yet but at least the talking monkeys haven’t landed yet.

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The bartender asked you to leave El Living Room but still least your furry buddy is at the office bar. #quarantinebarcrawl #bethereintwo

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In these unprecedented times but at least new normal. #ronalife