Joshua BP

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@hickerty_david @Rightanglenews @sb_holly85 Hey bud, can you give me any sort of numbers or sources to back that up?

[Victor X @VictorCarlstrom]

Mr. President, words cannot describe how critical my role can be as your advisor if your goal is to secure Greenland, if you want to achieve this without blowing up the stock market and sending the world economy straight into a bear market.

I know exactly how these people think. What they dream about at night. How they operate. What drives them. What they fear. What they protect. What they will never admit publicly.

I sued them for 4.2 billion US dollars. I forced them to burn fortunes on top law firms with teams of over 100 lawyers for years just to defend themselves. I humiliated them publicly on social media in front of tens of millions of people. They did not care. Not even slightly. That playbook does not break them. The same applies to your tariffs, public pressure, and “strike hard” tactics; they do not work against corrupt institutions like this.

But in or about 2020–2021, I figured out their real weakness. And I brought them to full surrender.

They withdrew dozens of false criminal investigations, dozens of false tax investigations, and multiple other coordinated lawfare actions they had used against me. Their total and complete withdrawal was achieved by ONE MAN, and yes, I crossed lines in the process that extremely few people have the balls to cross.

For your reference, I have attached documentation confirming the decision to drop 14 false criminal investigations. In addition, dozens of other false tax investigations and related lawfare actions were also withdrawn once I forced their complete surrender.

So if you truly want to take total and complete control of Greenland without crashing the world economy, I will come to Washington and give you the full roadmap on how to defeat these bastards and keep the stock market at all-time highs and the world economy booming.

Hope to see you soon, Mr. President 🇺🇸

It would be the honor of my lifetime to serve you. I’m all yours.

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@freer_mind_ @SupraTico95 @Pontifex I never understand this “release the hostages” bullshit. Israel has outright stated multiple times that the hostages returning wouldn’t stop them from continuing on with their bombing campaign. Not to mention Israel has thousands of detained Palestinians for arbitrary reasons.

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@Southsider90 @tomrogan8 You find a fix yet dude?

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@Treyarch Game update still crashes my Xbox series X, fix it please.

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@tomrogan8 If there’s any fixes let me know, my shit is doing the same thing.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@fourloko

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@00jcf00 Boycott!!!!!!!

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@coIesy @jawn_wick Welcome aboard 🤝

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@BattlefieldComm @Battlefield @EAHelp Can somebody at @Battlefield @BattlefieldComm tell me why in a shooter, I can’t see my fucking score at all? Or my kills? Or my captures? Or my assists? Or my revives anywhere…. Thanks!

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@tripp_nash They messed up my order today, very disappointed.

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@nthonypagliano @RapSheet @PatCoyne3 @mitchy_od They’re both garbageeeeeee

[Joshua BP @PRATEnbarrel]

@nthonypagliano @barstoolsports I got a first round bye.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Soon our monkey will be on twitch & discord haha