𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

😜🫶

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

📲: all the ones in season!
📲: the most likely states got a selection from my own garden
📲: a lot of rhubarb

[‍ ‍𝑴𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐍. ‍ @readplato]

📲 text to Connor Roy ;

» What kind of fruit?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

@readplato || like. what is this. how does one become president what the fuck is going on i’m just making this up

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

|| i don’t understand us politics at all

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

text to: @readplato

📲: 😄 sent fruit basket to all electors ! that’s 538 guaranteed votes

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

wdym x

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

— ambassador, more like!
how are you doing? are you well, future mr president?

[‍ ‍𝑴𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐍. ‍ @readplato]

fellow associate.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

@readplato HIII BESTIE<3333

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

🔥🙂 🔥this is fine.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

i have low iron!
you think sending an old guy with an iron deficiency into space is a good idea?

[╭ . ǝɥʇ ᴿᴱᴬᴸ 𝔎𝐸𝑁𝐷𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝕽𝑶𝒀 ! ♛◞ @W0KESTARROYCO]

iron? w–why why would that be a thing?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

hah!! good one, kenny. i spoke to someone about that, remember? they said it wouldn’t be good for my low iron.

[╭ . ǝɥʇ ᴿᴱᴬᴸ 𝔎𝐸𝑁𝐷𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝕽𝑶𝒀 ! ♛◞ @W0KESTARROYCO]

that’s it? you want a ticket to space or something?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

( he smiles, ever so happy to know that it was somehow understood. ) hah, well, it’s the least we can do.

( he lifts his hand, offering a shake, ) i appreciate what you’re doing for our pop’s company!

[‎ ‎ ‎ MATSSON. ‎ ‎ ‎ @bIoodbrick]

( it hits lukas with a two-second delay, but he could make it out. and honestly, the attempt alone delights him ) ah, trevligt att se dig också! not bad, not bad.

see, that’s why i like you. you’re the first guy here who gave me a proper greeting.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

yes

[╭ . ǝɥʇ ᴿᴱᴬᴸ 𝔎𝐸𝑁𝐷𝐴𝐿𝐿 𝕽𝑶𝒀 ! ♛◞ @W0KESTARROYCO]

you just want a fucking card?

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

|| just do the merciful thing and put me down

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

|| just saw a sad edit back on my connor roy bullshit i miss him

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

( a big “ha!” laugh, his hands hold onto her shoulders. ) i was kidding!!

( a light squeeze, with a big grin on his face… well. everyone can be a liiittle better. but, no, today is meant to be happy! ) you’ve been lovely, siobhan!

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

… thanks, shivvy, that’s really nice of you.

you were okay i guess(<3)

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

ha— well, one can only dream!
i was just joking around.. but, you are like my kiddos sometimes.

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

mattson!! my tech-savvy swedish friend🇸🇪🇸🇪
.. uhh, trevligt att se dig? ( but extremely butchered. not good at all )

[‎ ‎ ‎ MATSSON. ‎ ‎ ‎ @bIoodbrick]

@PRESIDENTlAL my president 🫡🇺🇸🦅

[𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐥𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐧 @PRESIDENTlAL]

happy father’s day (where’s my card😀?)