PRISM US Gov

He who would trade liberty for security deserves great customer service

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

@ashleyfeinberg Yes, hello. Loving your DMs. What are you looking for in particular? Happy to help!

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

Err, yeah, sorry about that. Hang tight, brb, we’ve got our top people on it. https://t.co/vFvt0aQGP5

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Dear @NSAGov: If you know how to stop the malware that you likely helped create, please disclose it NOW. https://t.co/BWnJlWZkE5

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

Our new boss has just asked us to search our system for any “journalists" who have used the phrase “small hands” — this could take a while.

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

👁 A walking tour of New York’s massive #surveillance network https://t.co/fJrg03djEs

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

@FuxNet @APT1337 @musalbas @aaronbarr @DoubleJake Indeed 🔭📹📷👀

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

If Trump wins, I'm moving to Honalee.

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

Let me explain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up.

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

No, no, @realDonaldTrump: the whole idea is that *we* get *their* emails.

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

@neonheretic so are we. #protip you could use a little more bran 😜

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

We’ve doubled our searches for your data in 2 years — your tax dollars hard at work! https://t.co/sflJHdZkzE

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

.@0xUID Very!

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

#BRB Off to the Genius Bar with a quick question!

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

#SB50: Land of the Free™*

*Terms and conditions may apply https://t.co/l3bLLf6iI8

[Harper’s BAZAAR @harpersbazaarus]

WATCH: @ladygaga just brought the house down at #SB50—watch the FULL performance here: https://t.co/Tx54CGjSRx

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

@cnyr3bel Agent R3bel, Can you hold off faxing? Our machine's out of ink!

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

We've just posted our Civil Liberties and Privacy Reports — because we support both #jk https://t.co/OOr7MoBVcx

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

@MyTinehNimjeh Yes, hello. $100k seems reasonable. Who do we make the check out to? Oh wait, we already know that. Cc @occbaystreet @suqdiq

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout
We're telling you why
We just intercepted Santa’s list

https://t.co/B3ugXDqhLJ

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

We see you when you're sleeping
We know when you're awake
We know if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake!

[PRISM US Gov @PRISM_NSA]

We're making a list
Checking it twice;
Gonna find out
Who's naughty or nice
In our database — no gift, no dice
The NSA is coming to town!