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If MedTwitter had a conference, I would only go for the food ~ I could put my patients to sleep with my jokes, but the billing is better with propofol 😴

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The #worst #feeling in life is having to round in the #ICU with your super-thorough attending while prairie-doggin’ a #poop 💩 #residencyisbadformycolon

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I can't find a GIF of a baby being thrown out with their bathwater...but you get the point.

[Check Your Tube Station 🇬🇭 @GhanaboyPharmd]

Huh?? LOL

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Please explain to me why this subway tuna thing is a big deal. It's ~$7 for a sandwich. What did you expect?...save your PCR DNA testing for something more useful. Smh #subwaytuna

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Ummm this is limited seating? #SuperbOwl

[Marta ⎕ @Martaaaaa]

This feels like a very @NJGov thing tbh

[Governor Phil Murphy @GovMurphy]

The mask goes over your nose.

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@RachelAlter007 @bonniedsnyder I have a swim bladder....

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Dear #Apple you've just lost a 12+ user of your devices (phone,mac,ipad) because marketing has kept you veering off your vision. I drew the line when the repairability of your latest phone's became monopolized by you and your disgusting use of "green" to elevate your bottom line.

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@GailTolstoiMill @GovMurphy Vapes cigs & weed are all bad for your lungs, but used properly, I have seen people quit smoking with them. I agree landing in the hands of teens is terrible, but now we’re giving them the ability to swap it with weed? It just seems wrong...

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Oh shit I need to buy Halloween candy...I may buy a bit extra...I may eat some early too...

[Paul Bailey @WAAMBMEDIC]

@seywarddarby You’re going to need a lot of chickens:

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‘I Feel Sorry for Americans’: A Baffled World Watches the U.S. - NYT ~”It’s like watching the decline of the Roman Empire”~ https://t.co/QzSb7bB8I1

[ScratchpadMD @scratchpadMD]

Med student: have you passed gas?
Patient: yes

RN: have you passed gas?
Patient: yes

Intern: have you passed gas?
Patient: ...yes

RN student: have you passed gas?
Patient: ugh, yes

Resident: have you passed gas?
Patient: *sigh* yes

Attending: have you passed gas?
Patient:

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@EM_Educator What did they do with the snake??? 🧐

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@traependergrast @LaraAmbrosi In anesthesia we use paper tape to cover eyes for pts under GA cuz it doesn’t harm the eyelashes. Maybe put down paper tape (porous) and cover the paper tape with non-porous tape, then brush on the dye in just where u need it, then remove the tape gently? it’s good for lashes🤷🏼‍♂️

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*i am not advocating everyone do this* I’m just sharing my experience. However the American diet has so much meat and decreasing it to be more towards the Mediterranean diet has been proven to do wonders for you. Baby steps—maybe meatless weekdays or something?

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So I have been 99% #meatfree since January (bunch of reasons why) but I can wholeheartedly say I feel MUCH better than I did before. To clarify, I still eat dairy and eggs, so really the transition wasn’t hard at all!

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@Live4derby Agreed. And TBH it should be not ok to do that to anyone in healthcare, nurses, doctors, techs, transport, security, reception, etc...

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The medical field in the US is doomed. #changemymind #medtwitter

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If scrubs were banned for some reason I would quit my job. Without hesitation.