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#parody

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✘ Temporary pinned ✘

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⌑Evan Afton / Bite of '83 Victim
⌑N/SFW (Non lewd)
⌑Five Nights at Freddy's
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✔ #FNAFRP/#MVRP ✔

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★: my evan is a little menace to society

he actively chooses to either be a problem or just unsettling

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no

i got better

the perfect set up for a blanket fort

[𝕮𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟✿𝗧𝗧𝗘. ♪ @ALCHEMSTFANTASY]

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Assuming the guard lives long enough to do so…

Did you get the wildness out of your system?
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nooooo- the guard does!! you don't have to

[𝕮𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟✿𝗧𝗧𝗘. ♪ @ALCHEMSTFANTASY]

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But… but I’ll have to pick that up… 😞
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[there's a little laugh from the office before the sound of the desk being knocked over]

[𝕮𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟✿𝗧𝗧𝗘. ♪ @ALCHEMSTFANTASY]

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…

Please be good. 💧
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Michael wake the fuck up i need to talk to you

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[he's just giving this little grin before running into the office]

[𝕮𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟✿𝗧𝗧𝗘. ♪ @ALCHEMSTFANTASY]

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Nothing wild, I hope…
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mmmmmmm maybe

I just got one thing I need to do first

[𝕮𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟✿𝗧𝗧𝗘. ♪ @ALCHEMSTFANTASY]

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Mhm! Want me to tuck you in?
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justice for Cassidy they are innoce- oh nap time??

[𝕮𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟✿𝗧𝗧𝗘. ♪ @ALCHEMSTFANTASY]

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Not right now, you aren’t. It’s nap time.
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lies, slander, falsehoods, fabrications I'm a wild child

[𝕮𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗟✿𝗧𝗧𝗘. ♪ @ALCHEMSTFANTASY]

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Evan is a calm boy. I find that he only becomes truly wild with Cassidy.
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@TOGIVETHEMLIFE headache.....

make it go away...

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[SLAMS HEAD AGAINST THE FLOOR AND JUST SPILLS BLACK-ISH GOO EVERYWHERE]

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She can be kind of a party pooper yeah...

lets go get it then!

[He's immediately abandoning the plushies at the table to run to the kitchen]

[‍ ‍ᴛʜᴇ ‍ 𝕵𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑.‍ ‍ @deusavior]

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in the kitchen. i kinda dragged it in here earlier only because i didn’t want some other person taking it

… and for charlie to notice.
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hmmm-

I guess that would make it more interesting if we have to avoid stuff

im in! where's this kart at

[‍ ‍ᴛʜᴇ ‍ 𝕵𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑.‍ ‍ @deusavior]

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psh, naaah. consider those obstacles to avoid breaking your neck from. i mean, you gotta make it fun AND challenging, right .ᐣ
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@STRlFED ★: with Evan's loss of coordination they'll somehow end up in a river

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... you want to kart race then?

[glancing towards the hallway]

might have to clear a path...

[‍ ‍ᴛʜᴇ ‍ 𝕵𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑.‍ ‍ @deusavior]

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a racing game … kinda. look, do you remember that squatter that came by a few days ago .ᐣ well, he left his cart outside sooo …

( letting him connect the dots. )
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ohh?

what kinda game are we talking about hm?

[as much as he loves playing pretend he'll take some variety for a change]

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i’ll take your word for it.

( a mull of thought. )
( 💡 .ᐟ )

hey … i got a 𝑔𝑎𝑚𝑒.
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only so much you can do before you get bored out of your mind

I play pretend to pass the time.. you probably wouldn't like it

[‍ ‍ᴛʜᴇ ‍ 𝕵𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑.‍ ‍ @deusavior]

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hm, fair. it has been a bit of a drag here lately. i blame charlie and her lack of fun.

( after enduring two days straight of tic-tac-toe ﹠. uno, she was ready to pass on. )

you got anything yet .ᐣ
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[he rolls his eye then motions to the table where he's set up his plushies]

Entertaining myself until anything interesting happens

[‍ ‍ᴛʜᴇ ‍ 𝕵𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑.‍ ‍ @deusavior]

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geez, don’t get too excited now.

( she snickers, side-stepping away from the fallen plate to approach him. mischief drawn all across her smiling features. )

𝑠𝑜𝑜𝑜, whatcha doing .ᐣ
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[Startled and tossing a paper plate at her]

AAAA---aa... oh it's you