Fezbollah

I'll make you a lovely cricket bat or even a house if you pay me :) I also make other things out of wood for money. @fezcarpenter on instagram.

[Lucy @crapolatombola]

Little snack for the kids before they go to their Dads.

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

Joke’s on him. He cut his thumb really badly with a saw.

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

Tone deaf apprentice fucking loves Christmas obvs. @BBCRadio4 til January I reckon.

[Bubblegum XCX @bumwees]

Whoa Black Betty
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Boat belt wacky
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Black Betty had a child
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Hatchback badly tiled
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[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

@Viking87 Actual lol 😂

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

@eaamalyon @jonathanliew @NickMiller79 @cwjreynolds You as well!

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

@jonathanliew @NickMiller79 @cwjreynolds Delete your account.

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

@shutteredspy @Jaidge @ReviewingRemy @JamesAcaster Preach brother!!!

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

@Bandymeister @Aggerscricket 😀

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

@Herring1967 My sister is ruining it by selfishly celebrating HER BIRTHDAY. What a bitch.

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

The only way you’ve got fresher tunes than me is if you are actually @AndersonPaak #🔥🔥🔥 #OXNARD #YESLAWD

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Me - [does a super impressive thing]
Shania Twain - hmm

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

Misbah al Curran! #🔥🔥🔥 #SRIvENG

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

You should be watching BBC 2 now.

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

@Slingbizzle What does this mean?

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

#thebeardthatsfeared 🙌 #SRIvENG

[Fezbollah @PRWTPheasant]

Jesus Christ. I have only just worked out the Phil “The Power” Taylor is a pun 🤦‍♂️