Paul Duffield

Advertising copywriter. Squeezing every last drop out of my declining football career. Lover of sports, books and giving all my cash to jukeboxes.

[Ed Campbell @edcmpbl]

As far back as I can remember I wanted to be a prime minister

PolJOE x Goodfellas

[dave trott @davetrott]

Trump supporters say they're against Antifa.
But Antifa stands for Anti-Fascist.
So if they are ANTI-Antifa that makes them PRO-Fascist. Wonder if they know what that means: https://t.co/yafSWq1mAi

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

Text from Priti Patel:

“Any idea who Edward Colston is?”

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@ToanR ...featuring Gavin Peacock in the Scottie Pippin role.

[Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy]

God bless #Gogglebox. Love this. https://t.co/2jeYnu91NC

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@malmounia @edgarsaunders @CSFCVets @kane_art @Giggslowry @csfc1863 @CsfcWomen Yep, I was only messing - I know he was player back in the day. Willo told me the same thing in Munich. Anyway, I think the 2010 lot would win no matter what. That is hell of a squad!

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@shawster @csfc1863 I see Coleman is trying to operate under the veneer of normality by dressing like an American tourist.

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In 1988, an Aboriginal man named Burnum Burnum visited the white cliffs of Dover and ceremonially planted the Aboriginal flag there, claiming England for his people.

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@malmounia Two-yard tap-in.

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

So after 6hrs 56 mins of apparently indecipherable plotting, the case is cracked during a 4 minute montage instigated by a chocolate hobnob? Reporting the BBC to Trading Standards unless something good happens next week. #DublinMurders

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@jcarew09 @csfc1863 Thought the idea was for everyone to wear an awful shirt. That’s the best shirt I’ve ever seen Jim in.

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@logical4ever @brianmoore666 He’d prob get in the Scotland team.

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@A_L_Carrington @BBCPolitics @bbclaurak You’re missing the point. The government couldn’t get a two-thirds majority under the FTPA. Instead they had to make concessions to secure what they wanted under an easier-to-win vote. The concessions part is key here I believe.

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@jill90071 @Keir_Starmer It hasn't actually been increased. The so-called increase starts in a year, or a couple of years from now. So actually, it only represents the rate of inflation. Just to clarify that for you.

[Paul Duffield @PR_Duffer]

@malmounia @JustinWalley10 "He's gonna flip one"

[Roxanne Taylor @RoxanneTaylor]

Love this. So important to get priorities right and to focus on the bIg picture v pixels https://t.co/V0ZML1SQxg via @campaignmag well said @davetrott