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Official PR account of Abstergo Industries. Templars? What are Templars? (Parody: not affiliated with Ubisoft/Assassin's Creed)

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You can't prove that we're responsible for 2020.

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Nobody wanted Fleets which was why we were happy to introduce them.

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We have your best interests at heart.

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Elizabeth Warren Signs Up for Abstergo Project to Experience Life of Her Native American Ancestor

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Nasa to make major announcement about the moon https://t.co/eYB5KoaPFb

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Genetic Memory at work.

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Nothing to worry about.

Unless something goes wrong. In which case it's the Assassins' fault.

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Scientists are keeping a close eye on a growing “dent” in Earth’s magnetic field over the Atlantic Ocean. https://t.co/wJTve75kcG

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The other side are playing with Pieces of Eden again.

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On record, there have never been two hurricanes at the same time in the Gulf of Mexico.

That could happen early next week.

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It really wasn't that long ago.

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A supernova may have caused a mass extinction on Earth millions of years ago, scientists say https://t.co/6MiMs4de2x

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I'm not sure if I can hear the Calling this morning or I just drank too much at last night's New Year's bash.

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Merry Makermas, shemlen.

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Enchanted? https://t.co/ebzDUzbjlR

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Do you think, in years to come, there'll be a holiday in Orlais to mark the failed qunari plot to blow up the Exalted Council? #5thofnovember

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Harsh but fair.

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I think I broke FaceApp:

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We've recovered from the Makermas drinking. Now to begin the New Year's drinking!

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Never forget the true meaning of Makermas, drinking each other under the table with dwarven ale.

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Never forget the true meaning of Makermas, drinking each other under the table with dwarven ale.

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I'm thankful I haven't heard the calling, been consumed by Blight, possessed by a demon, or driven insane by blood magic.

#happythanksgivng

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@TanyaAGT There's no Blight at the moment so we're not /that/ desperate.

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No. https://t.co/hUBEoIThQp

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This is one for you, @GreyWardenPR. https://t.co/7DxUeoX8AR