Pieter Rossouw

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[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@TrekBikes I just got my first Trek. It’s a sweet Emonda SL6 2023. But now I find out the only way to drop my seat height is by buying a different post mast for almost £200?!

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

Every iPhone to MacBook Airdrop: ‘Well you touched the trackpad, you breathed wrong and you haven’t phoned your mom in 2 weeks, so imma go ahead and decline this Airdrop for you.’

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@LiamHealy16 If this wasn't scripted sPoRtS EnTeRtAiNmEnt he'd be shitting himself even when a 57yo Tyson walked into the ring to fight fr.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

Pro tip: If your @super73 gets a rear tire flat. Burn the bike.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@HugoGordon1 The man played with actual superhuman effort in the RWC final. There was no greater individual display of rugby in 2023.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@HugoGordon1 Step 1: write down Pieter Steph Du Toit
Step 2: choose 14 other random names.

Done.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@British_Airways I really need help changing a flight I have booked for Wednesday, but the phone number keep hanging up on me and apparently that’s the only way I can make changes.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@AnalystGus Any dream team without PSDT is a non-starter. Also, difficult to pinpoint to one player, but the 4 Springbok prop bomb-squad dismantled everything that stood before them this year.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@TrollusMaximus From an Englishman?

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@naledimashishi I feel for Bongi. Once on a packed London train, both the side doors opened. After realising we needed to get out on ‘that side’ I shouted to my wife to get off on ‘daai kant!’ in Afrikaans (sound like die 💀). The poor English folk nearly snapped their necks off! 😂

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

I feel for Bongi:
Once on a packed London train, both side doors opened. After realising we needed to get out on ‘that side’ I shouted to my wife to get off ‘daai kant!’ in Afrikaans (sound like die 💀). The poor English folk nearly snapped their necks off! 😂
#RWC2023  #ENGvRSA

[dave trott @davetrott]

YOUNGSTERS: The numbers are: 4% of advertising is remembered positively, 7% is remembered negatively, 89% ISN'T noticed or remembered. So, if you come into advertising to learn to do it the way it's being done, there's an 89% chance what you do WON'T be noticed or remembered.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

Prove to the world that your brand is clever, serious and brave enough to do Stupid, Fun Shit.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@DEVIALET If only your customer service was as good as the sound. I just paid to have my 3rd Phantom II that failed sent back to France only to receive another one that keeps restarting and falling off the app. Not good enough for a 'luxury' brand.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

Wearing an @Apple Watch to a formal event is a bit like wearing a MacBook Pro as a fancy hat.

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@SJosephBurns Calling bribery ‘lobbying’

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

First you use your biking weather gear for golf, then you buy golf gear you can cycle in. This is the way. 🚴⛳️

[Pieter Rossouw @PRossouw]

@ZipcarUK what’s the point of having a help line of no-one answers? 🤔

[Sheba Hope Grows Collective @shebahopegrows]

We’re blown away by your support so far and we’re loving seeing all of your virtual reefs 💙 Here’s some our community got their hands on yesterday. Can you spot any rare corals?

[Sheba Hope Grows Collective @shebahopegrows]

The long-awaited Sheba Hope Grows NFT is finally here!

Let’s save the coral reefs one NFT at a time 🪸
https://t.co/OTfqyXb9CI