Park Slope Food Coop

Overheard on the Park Slope Food Coop public announcement system. Send your favorites.

[Park Slope Food Coop @PSFC_PA]

"I was wondering if we had any samosas and any Krazy Glue."

[Park Slope Food Coop @PSFC_PA]

"ONCE AGAIN, can SOMEONE tell me if we have the Syracuse Cultural Workers' Peace Calendar??"

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

Today’s Park Slope @foodcoop announcement of the day: “I’m looking for flavored fish oil gelcaps for children. Are there any?”

[Park Slope Food Coop @PSFC_PA]

Can someone please explain the difference between white eggs and brown eggs? http://t.co/moiggRB3CK

[Park Slope Food Coop @PSFC_PA]

Will somebody share a bag of wheatgrass?

[Park Slope Food Coop @PSFC_PA]

Hey… we used to carry a Cats for Peace calendar but... I don't see it. does anybody know if they're all gone or...?

[Irin Carmon @irin]

Heard over the @foodcoop loudspeaker: "Can [name]'s mom come to childcare? He needs a hug."

[g.i.l.l.y @gillyarcht]

O/H on @foodcoop PA system "Your shift is over, you can drop off the box-cutters, and, Thank you"

[Sara Marcus @thesaramarcus]

.@foodcoop intercom: "So, we have a lot of meat to stock? So if you are comfortable stocking meat? Please...come stock some."

[casey h @caseywase]

1 member asks via intercom if anyone would like to split a watermelon, a perky mom immediately volunteers. Handshake. I love the @foodcoop

[Andrew Rose Gregory @arosegregory]

@foodcoop need to pick up some Grey Poupon. Getting unreasonably excited about asking: "Excuse me, do we have any Grey Poupon?" on intercom.

[Susan Burton @burtonsusan]

Page just now @foodcoop. “Hi, can that please be enough Celine Dion? Thank you.”

[The Gregory Brothers @gregorybrothers]

"Robert, your ex-girlfriend called. You left your pink socks on the dresser, please go pick them up." - page at the Park Slope @foodcoop

[g.i.l.l.y @gillyarcht]

Morning page at @foodcoop 'does the coop still carry chicken feet?'

[Joshua J. Friedman (follow me on Bluesky) @joshuajfriedman]

"Are we still out of goat ghee?" #overheardatthecoop @foodcoop

[csz @cszabla]

"The intercom went crazy with ‘Do we have kale!?’ ‘Do we have kale!?’ ‘Someone needs to get fired!’ It was doomsday." http://t.co/P5oWR58rgG

[Donna Lichaw @dlichaw]

Has anyone made any art pieces yet with recordings of the intercom system at the Park Slope Food Coop yet? Mesmerizing.

[Park Slope Food Coop @PSFC_PA]

Could the owner of the unleashed black and white dog please come outside? He is very distressed.