Mike Epstein

💃 • serving kunterbunt • livable streets • queer • mascots • Osaka Seafood Concern • vom faß • they/he 🏳️‍🌈

[benny @buttholeanxiety]

Zero chill is gonna need a little drop off day care for the gays to drop the girl friends they used to get past the door

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

The feds looking through eric adams phone:

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

Huh.

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

Wasn’t the new LaGuardia supposed to fix this? Utter dysfunction at LGA Terminal B as different agents give different directions for where the buses will actually stop, and some bypass the terminal entirely

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

@KourtsMgorts and there is nothing you deserve more!! especially after you helped me find somebody who matched mine 🤭

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

@stevevance i’m pretty sure it’s chicago

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

@dtc @Caltrain From Wikipedia:
Trains without "an automatic cab signal, automatic train stop or automatic train control system "may not exceed 79 mph." The order was issued in 1947 (effective 31 Dec 1951) by the Interstate Commerce Commission ...
https://t.co/W5K1dRvrfp

[John Summit @johnsummit]

just stood in line for 3 hours to get denied entry at the door fuck ya i love berlin

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

not the couple behind me having a Relationship Argument in the infinitely long and slow-moving re-entry queue at the club

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

“happy pride!!” i contemplate saying to the lesbian moms with their dog at 8am sunday morning as i walk home bedraggled and smooth-brained in full club lewk after the greatest night i’ve ever had at the ~only good club in new york

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

bad timing — he would have loved new york this week

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

'World's Dirtiest Man' dies in Iran at the age of 94. Amou Haji, who gained notoriety as the 'world's dirtiest man,' has passed away in Iran at the age of 94. Local media reported that Haji, who lived in a cinder block shack, was covered in soot and had not bathed with water or soap for over 60 years. In 2014, the Tehran Times documented Haji's peculiar habits, which included consuming roadkill, smoking a pipe filled with animal excrement, and holding the belief that cleanliness would make him ill. However, a few months ago, villagers managed to convince him to wash for the first time.

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

ket gala looks > met gala tbh

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

my only question: is it spelled Williamsberghain or Williamsburghain?

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

@tom_sobolik sounds fun but when and where??

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

declined a kind offer of list because i’d definitely be there before there was cover, but the B38 had other ideas

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

still in the “trying to find the button to push to open the subway doors” phase of re-entry

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

@KourtsMgorts omg i get to dance with your mom 🥺🥺

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

@dpetrou Good luck David! Excited to see what’s next ❤️

[Mike Epstein @mikepstein]

@livwutang also do not recommend getting involved with a dj in another city’s scene