𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾

𝙇𝙪𝙗𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚, 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙧, '𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙄'𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙮 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙 ! #CORVID 18+

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

𝘛𝘙𝘌𝘝𝘖𝘙 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘗𝘏𝘐𝘓𝘐𝘗𝘚

psychotic, dangerous
and twisted criminal.
meth salesman,
business owner,
canadian, c̶a̶n̶n̶i̶b̶a̶l̶.

a muse of # CORVID.

#GTAVRP #GTARP #MVRP

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

Who the FUCK are
you, and why are
you saying you're
my dearly departed
fucker of a brother,
huh?!

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

[ he takes a moment to
consider the possibility,
but he quickly shakes his
head. ]

nononono. if you were
Sheriff I'd KNOW, pal.
nothing happens around
here without Trevor Philips
Industries finding out about
it, okay? So I'll ask again ...

[ he steps closer, bristling ]

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[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

huh?
oh. hey.

[Neo Davies @LosSantosQueen]

@PSYCHOPHILIPS hello Mr. Phillips

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

No, no no no.
YOU , are FUCKING with me.

[ he takes a step closer ]

YOU are NOT my brother.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

. . . Nah. that's gotta
be the speed playin'
tricks on me.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

// YOU TOO ! IM CORVID!

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

// I LOVE THAT

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

// YOOOO DAVID HARBOUR AS TREVORS BROTHER???? GENIUS

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

tough shit! I need your help.

I've been busy running my business up here in Los Shithole, which is going WELL not that you asked --

Seems Ron's run into a little trouble with some competition back in Sandy Shores, being a useless fucker and all.

So? What'dya say? You in?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 @HEAVYMET4LLUVR]

well , not particularly , no.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

you feel like taking a trip down to blaine county?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 @HEAVYMET4LLUVR]

what kinda business — ?

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

Good. 'cause I'm here on business, mikey.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 @HEAVYMET4LLUVR]

alright. i s'pose it did.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

Just thought it'd wake you up a little. Worked didn't it? Huh?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 @HEAVYMET4LLUVR]

just de santa. no correlation to the christmas man. also , WHAT'S WITH THE YELLING ?

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

OH, WELL IF IT ISNT MICHAEL DE FUCKING SANTA CLAUS OR WHATEVER YOUR BULLSHIT NAME IS.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑 @HEAVYMET4LLUVR]

. . . honestly , he expects nothing less.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

No, he doesn't have time to explain why he's in the reader's house.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

I can't fucking STAND those whiny little LS hipster fuckers. I oughta set one of 'em on fire. Maybe that'll lighten my mood.

Give em somethin' to REEEEEALLY complain about.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

// give me a michael to bother. I beg.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

// I need more gta accounts to show up,,, hello

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

@southsort "C'MON! Probably the most exciting thing that's happened in weeks around here, right? Gotta be better than slinging weed to fund your boy scout club. Now get in."

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

A hand suddenly reaches out from a dumpster, clasping at the side.

Trevor pulls himself up, looking around.

Fuck. Passed out in a dumpster again. Ah well, business doesn't wait for dumpster naps. Meth to be cooked, degenerate fuckers to be murdered.

[𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧 𝙋𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨 ⁽ᶠᵃᵏᵉ⁾ @PSYCHOPHILIPS]

@southsort "Hey, your gang can't be all that scary if folks are leavin' their cars unlocked. You getting in? Could still use a guide. There's cash in it for you."

He waves the gun in his hand, a possible subtle suggestion that Sketch may not quite have a choice.

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