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[ًًً @southsort]

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. . . 𝗦𝗞𝗘𝗧𝗖𝗛﹔here’s an interesting
thought; why don’t you go fuck yourself
and leave me alone.
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a storyline heavy riverdale based
original portrayal. various mature
themes ahead. scribed by pines !
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⠀ https://t.co/V6jLJYYUc9

[ًًً @southsort]

⠀ ooc﹔ i have not been on twt outside of dms in so long but 🙏 i still love sketch really, idk if the riverdale / adjacent fandoms are just dead at this point but after just about 6 and a half years i don’t think i’ll be gone anytime soon hehe

[ًًً @southsort]

“their hearts are supposed to be like that ..”

there’s a shrug. “not really enlarged ..”

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

" really? "

slight frown.

" ... then what do like... elephants and giraffes do?"

[ًًً @southsort]

“Hah .. Yeah .. Sure ..”

There’s a small smile on his lips, he’d never minded this. “You know — Having an enlarged heart is super unhealthy.”

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

ummm ... I'm not sure, I was kinda being metamorphical.

[ ...he means metaphorical. ]

[ًًً @southsort]

how big are they in proportion? which one is bigger?

[BLACKGUARD ! @DIICKHERTZ]

yeah my dick is big but like, so is my heart 😔

[ًًً @southsort]

⠀ ooc﹔ sketch ….

[ًًً @southsort]

what’d you do? honestly, i guess it’s not surprising after a while in a career like that.

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

Oh, I've been in some shit before. Nothing like, career ending, though.

[ًًً @southsort]

what kind of stuff have you gotten yourself caught up in before? geez ..

they’d totally print it, i’d talk about how traumatic it was an everything.

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

You insulted me first you little shit! but the magazines won't print that because its not news 😔

[ًًً @southsort]

rude — dude, i’m telling eddie you’re being mean or something at this point. or like, one of those celebrity magazines. ‘comedian Richie T-something insults underprivileged fans’

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

Well yeah but I didn't know there was like, classification for it.

... oh, fuck you.

[ًًً @southsort]

yapping is like, your entire job —

don’t worry though, old man, i let the elderly do as they need.

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

I guess part of me always knew.

[ًًً @southsort]

you found out now?

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

It's come to my attention that I am a yapper

[ًًً @southsort]

It was pretty crazy .. I guess I won’t tell you about the whole m/rdr dnd people played either.

You know, I don’t think I ever managed to become desensitised to stuff like this, like, properly.

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

You had -
There was a...?
Know what? I don't even wanna know. Good for you, though.

[ًًً @southsort]

Yeah, but like, you didn’t always know me.

I’ll have you know that when we had a cult in town I stayed far away from them and their organ harvesting shit .. But I mean, it is a gang, bond to have some stuff.

They won’t hurt you though.

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

You're different, though. I know you.

And you're like, one of them and shit. So I guess they won't kill me. Unless you're luring me there and you're gonna do some weird ass ritual sacrifice on me. Are you secretly a cult?

[ًًً @southsort]

I mean, to be fair, i’m a gangbanger too. And you don’t exactly seem scared of me.

Besides, I made it through being surrounded by way worse ones at like, nine. Even before then really ..

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

Yeah, put a comedian in the middle of a bunch of gangbangers, great idea. Interesting for you, maybe!

[ًًً @southsort]

it’d be .. interesting for you to meet them. I mean .. It’s kinda complicated, I don’t think you’d feel unsafe mostly but like, you kinda should. Not that they’d do anything when you’re with me ..

Things used to be a lot .. Worse.

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

Honestly, I'm curious about these ghoulies but also fucking terrified to meet any of them.

[ًًً @southsort]

I mean ..

oh yeah, he likes guys. i mean; you’ll have a pretty hard time finding a ghoulie who’s not at least a little fluid .. i guess. there are some though.

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

did you just say I'm not old? what did you do with sketch, imposter?

anyway - do you know he likes guys, at least?

[ًًً @southsort]

you’re not old — i mean like, a lot has changed even just since i was a kid, you know? and that wasn’t that long ago,

.. just .. i want him to want to make the first move. and i want him to .. i dunno .. like me like that. and show it. and i guess just .. want me enough?

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

okay, first of all, fuck you for making me sound so old.

second, that doesn't matter, you're stuck in are-we-just-friends limbo.

[ًًً @southsort]

he can make the first move — i won’t just .. pine forever. we’re friends,

.. besides, times are different now; it shouldn’t be as long, right?

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

okay, alright, pine over him for years like a lovesick little puppy and never know if you could've had a chance.

... maybe I'm projecting.

[ًًً @southsort]

king boo is sick dude,

What — No — Of course not, are you insane? I can’t ask him that , it’d make things weird ..

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

Yes! That one -

And nah, I think he does. You ever asked him?

[ًًً @southsort]

.. i just — i like it okay — dick doesn’t even like me like that.

.. you mean king boo?

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

... dude, that's so fucking gay.
like, astronomically homosexual.

... and it was the ghost guy.

[ًًً @southsort]

you know it fits you dude.

i still wanna know though, who was the right answer?

.. i um, sometimes when i play with dick and he plays mario i play peach cause .. i mean, that’s nice.

[RICHIE @TRASHM0UTHL0SER]

.... okay yeah that's valid.

Does it even matter? I have to play wario now.