Nolan The Alien

I might be an alien... i mean, why else would i still look 12?

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@TimHortons where is the strawberry cream cheese huh? #BadFashion #BadFlavours

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#mybreak #yourprofit

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Happy Woman's History Month #WHM #WomenHateMen

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Saying "Music is something I can dance to" is like saying "A toilet is something I can poop in". Its anything.

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I'm the type of guy with a favourite scent of Axe

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#YIAY The point is to live long enough to see Jenna's garbage dogs die

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I love Beef

B- big ol' steaks
E- eating Beef
E- enguaging in American politics
F- frozen Beef

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My latest near death explerience was choking on a cashew while fighting wizzards on Runescape. #RipRuneSword

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https://t.co/78lawiznFh Your never 2 old 2 get in on the meme game

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Country Singers still manage to be more dishonest than Politicians

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I can eat 6 cinnamon buns and still keep this thin figure

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There is a big difference between 'Pizza' and 'Homemade Pizza'

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The only reason I find the weekend exciting is driving 50Km/h in school zones

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@missionsfestvan Do you have videos of the capernwray band at the 2017 event in Vancouver?

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@Ian_Hofsink @Nelson_Annable Pics or it didnt happen

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*News Headline*
10 reasons why that girl you thought was a prude might be a dude

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It's not a ski hill, it's a land fill #Saskatchewan

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@Starbucks coffee and creativity

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#weaccept cash and debit, but no credit. The real issue

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Those 3 singing chick's are worse for America than the Clinton clan #Superbowl