DMs are ALWAYS open! I'm a little picky with who I chat with and can't promise that we'll get along, but don't be shy about wanting to get depraved with me <3
She had defeated dozens of world-threatening enemies in her years as hero. So who could possibly have predicted that the one to finally defeat her was a drunk fratbro that couldn't keep his hands off her chest?
For what it's worth, she doesn't seem to mind prioritizing his dick~
Everyone knows how gorgeous muscle girls are, but few realize that they're just total lose-bait. Like, any scrawny, NEET loser would have no trouble pinning her down and pumping her full of cum until all those hard-earned abs were gone~
It was a cheap, $10 costume she bought off Amazon. Lucky for her, it also happened to make her fast enough to lazily jog at highway speeds, horny enough to ride a dozen guys in a single night without being satisfied, and strong enough to break their beds by bouncing on his dick.
You love your girlfriend. You have for *years*. So why does she look so much hotter with your best friend's fat, veiny stretched out across her face? And why hasn't she ever smiled at *you* like that?
A bet was a bet. Your girlfriend belonged to your roommate until finished draining his balls, and it wasn't his fault that his were stupidly productive. She'd just have to keep trying; you could have her back in a week. Or a month.
Probably~
I kept telling my friend that it was a waste of time for him to drive Uber. But he must be doing something right because 3 months in his rating is 5.0, his tips are above average, and women keep leaving positive reviews about the "entertainment" that he offers.
Turns out, your friend that doesn't ever work out *can* lift more than you! He just needed the right motivation from your girlfriend, and all of a sudden he could bench your one-rep max as if the bar was empty~
It was a stupid idea, to see if I could hold my breath longer than my friend, but I still cared enough to ask my gf to 'distract him' to get heart rate up and burn through his oxygen.
All it did was get my gf hooked on his dick, and he still beat me by a minute.
It was a simple, friendly scrimmage between a college varsity football team and the freshman team, but at halftime the freshmen were up by 21. To make it more fair, the freshmen let the defensive team try offense, swapping to a new QB every play.
The final score was still 48-9.
I know it's not my best friend's fault that he's stupidly fucking hung, and horny all the time, and constantly complaining about how bloated his balls feel... but does he really have to let his dick out like this every chance he gets?
@dominatros She offers to let him hit her back in return, and he proceeds to smack his dick against her face so roughly she nearly ends up with a black eye.
God... one of my friends was running a little short on rent money, so I offered to take him to donate sperm with me -- $50 for a cup of seed.
Anyway, I had to wait a while for him to leave, but he finally walked out with a smirk on his face and $250, refusing to elaborate how...
The lifeguard said something about "life-threatening riptides," but the two drunk party girls didn't get what the big deal was. It was like a game to them -- let the water drag them a mile out from shore, then chat as they swam back. Did people really drown in these conditions?
the feminist studies professor after seeing my project submission
subject was โFemale Empowermentโ, so i turned in a video compilation of me face-fucking all the girls in class.
she gave me full marks plus extra credit.
My roommate was never much into cardio, but after he found out that my gf signed up for a marathon, he registered right after.
I'm glad that she helped motivate him to take care of himself, but did she really have to reward him like this after he beat my PB on his first try?
When you join a COD game and you get brutally destroyed by a bratty femboy until you cream your pants in defeat after you have been protesting against LGBTQ community the whole day. Get humbled under that juciy cock๐
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