PUNCHcomedy™

Loved by comics. Lauded by critics. We produce better stand up. PUNCH, Piranha, The Cringtacular. But go gamble $13.50 on a movie instead, ass-hat. (est 2010)

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@tabitha_sense @MikeMacRaeMike Hitting your girlfriend is a hack and overdone but, btw

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@sperezintexas @statesman Um, free speech hasn’t gone anywhere, gooftits

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@dahmergeddon76 @briangaar This is gonna need a rewrite. As is, it’s unclear what the “why” is referring. Don’t panic! Rewriting is where most of the best ideas happen.

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@SawyerStull Golden, both

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This dude is a 🍑. Never forget.

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@leah_sampson1 Um. This poster. 🔥💀🔥

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Hrmm. Do we still exist?

[Naterman @Noosebomb88]

Found this moving @PUNCHcomedy @MattBearden @hearcoyote @abbyrosenquist

[COYÖTE @hearcoyote]

Pour one out töday. 💜

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@coyoteverse hey, coyoteverse! Wondering if you might want to sell this handle? We’d love it for a project we’re working on. We’re good people! Let us know, please.

[J. David McSwane @davidmcswane]

Four years ago, I was at @CapCityComedy in Austin for “Roast Our Democracy,” a scene that captured our collective exhaustion & portended rough years ahead. The jokes still land but the club is gone. Shut down as our government failed to contain COVID-19. https://t.co/R7HDDxBOnJ

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We miss all of you, too. Remember to keep doing great work (on whatever you love) until we all meet again. Viva @CapCityComedy! Viva PUNCH! Viva Chubbz!

[#WarriorMark @MMc911]

In honor of mattbearden @PUNCHcomedy and @capcitycomedy I miss you all and a Punch cigar and some Makers seemed appropriate. Love you mean it. https://t.co/ZzgApc7A1z

[Dr. Hotdog @SawyerStull]

Applying for jobs used to be funnier

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JAM PACKED SEASON FINALE FOR SEASON 26!! ONLY A HANDFUL OF TICKETS LEFT!!

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Someone took Pat’s time. Come see him get it back this Tuesday at 8pm!!!

[French Canadian Montana @PeezyTX]

Wait what the fuck? It’s daylight savings time? When the fuck did this happen??? Goddamnit. Y’all gotta let people know man. This shit is indescribably wack

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Mac Blake makes everything better. Every. Time. 💀

[Warriors @MBCWarriors]

The fantastic and ultimate Shaq Attacker Impersonat-er & dazzler @macbdazzler is headlining @PUNCHcomedy tomorrow night. Don't miss your chance to see a great lineup too! @MattBearden hosts @CapCityComedy Tuesday 8pm! #Warriors

[LaLa ❄️ 💎🎧 @snowflake1138]

I laughed so painfully hard at one of @Palumbros jokes tonight @PUNCHcomedy that I think I may have injured my throat. When his album drops on @SURETHINGATX please buy 2 copies. Perhaps he will help pay to repair my vocal cords. ❤️

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Only one more day till ~easy going~ Danny Palumbo records his album!!! Limited tickets left so get them while you can chubz!!!

Tix: https://t.co/3qsVgK56Y0

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💀Get excited and get tix chubz💀