Denny Hamlin will sport a new Yahoo scheme this weekend at Sonoma where fans can email him in real time with their hot takes throughout the race.
Those who participate will be entered to win prizes, including his signed race suit.
I wish all Menards had a dedicated Nascar merch section with shirts, die-cast etc. Plz make this happen @Menards or at-least for the Morgantown, WV store ๐ฉ๐
#Nascar | @Blaney | @AustinCindric
NASCAR weekend recap
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โข We all take our Nascar mandated group poop & nap break. Nap time ends with 12 laps to go.
โข @CoreyHeim_ oopsies @CarsonHocevar setting up generation wealth for their merch vendors and @Lionel_Racing.
โข Lap 73: @TylerReddick and @CoreyHeim_ now neck-and-neck. Reddick looks at Heim and says "hey kid, catch" and throws him the race. Reddick then drives his car into the ocean.
โข Heim locks in and says "It's Heimin' Time" and Heims all the way to the checkered flag ๐
โข Heim wins his first cup race, we all clap. @dennyhamlin is now the 3 richest man in the world.
โข @CoreyLaJoie launches a nuke at Iran from aboard the USS Carl's Jr. in celebration. Strait of Hormuz reopens permanently.
โข @Daniel_SuarezG has another consistently good run, doesn't get the credit he deserves.
โข The @SportsonPrime team is forced at gunpoint inside a commercial freezer until next year.
โข Race is over ๐
NASCAR weekend recap ๐
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โข Big Nascar alerted of drop in O'Rilley race views. Prime activates the NASCAR 5G Mk-Ultra mind control frequency.
โข Fan jumps the fence and approaches @sheldoncreed during red flag. Viewership recovers๐
Fan is executed by NASCAR/ NCIS sniper team.
โข Cup race begins. @DaleJr and @CoreyLaJoie broadcasting live from aboard the USS Carl's Jr.
โข @CBellRacing still suffering from the @TeamHendrick kamikaze attack in Michigan, has @Brentcrews step in. Crews heard on the radio saying "this gear shifter looks a lil funny".
โข Professional drinker and geriatric driver Jimothy Johnson does a spin mid-race to gain style points.
โข Hardee's Top Sales Rep @BubbaWallace forgets his mandatory red Loctite on Pit Road. Wheel falls off and explodes. Hardee's bankrupted. โฌ๏ธ
NASCAR weekend recap
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โข Lap 32: Known terrorist Osama bin Hill initiates a vehicle borne attack on other drivers. Chaos ensues, mass casualties. Attack now being referred to by Homeland Security as "The Big Oopsie".
โข Driver that talks like Bluey & renowned corner expert is obliterated by the attack. @shanevg97
โข Bluey's teenage side-kick, and Teen Choice Award candidate, @ConnorZilisch is rerouted from Funkytown to the torture factory.
โข @Brentcrews accidentally presses the Toyota self-destruct button while reaching for the cup-holder. โฌ๏ธ