PVParrothead

Life is too important to be taken seriously.

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Perhaps the #cityofchicago #idot needs Wanksy to come to this part of the world

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

smart man

[OOFOS @oofos]

Introducing NEW #OOlala in Evening Tide. #OOfoam™ technology is the soft-surface simulator that will leave yOO feeling like you're on a revitalizing sunset walk by the water's edge.
#feeltheOO

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

So if they ever have this Senior Bachelor season they’ve been talking about for 2 years, Grandpa John is gonna be the lead, right? RIGHT?

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

@AerLingus Customer service assured me I would receive a full voucher credit and I did not. Repeated attempts to review audio tape of conversation ignored. Poor example of client care during this fluid Covid time. #LetsFly #aerlingus #COVID19 #customerexperience #CustomerSupport

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

@AerLingus Customer service assured me I would receive a full voucher credit and I did not. Repeated attempts to review audio tape of conversation ignored. Poor example of client care during this fluid Covid time. #LetsFly #aerlingus #COVID19 #customerexperience #CustomerSupport

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

When you come home to this.😍 #sundayvibes #nothingbetter #doglife @ Oswego, Illinois https://t.co/kRDTkUurWQ

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

😂 #TheBachelorette #bachelorette #BachelorNation #BacheloretteABC

[Sydney Buettner @sydneybuettner2]

take you and your american doll teeth and go back to “HARVARD”🤓#bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Me:why do you look so mad? Frosh son:would you like to spend the day with a bunch of 14 year olds?Umm no #profound #parenting#WineWednesday

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

#Parenting win:when you live in the Midwest & your child not only knows how to pronounce etouffee, but also knows what it is#winning

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Everything. https://t.co/iCNNhKZPef

[Puerto Vallarta @PuertoVallarta]

One of my favorite things about #PuertoVallarta is:

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

I try to tweet incognito. Follow some of my thoughts @TheMartiniMafia

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Mutts...they KNOW how to work the cute. #adoptdontshop #mutt #workit #rescue #tugatmyheartstrings #powerless

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Sometimes you're just not sure who to smack first. #annoyed #wine #martini #Momworthy

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Over 40 and almost got into a discussion on Fetty Wap. #momofteens #wishididntknowwhothiswas

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Oswego Police took a report of stolen used cooking grease valued at $550. $550! #InTheWrongBusiness #overvalued #Gross

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Used to be a believer that most of mankind is good. Lately, not so much. #assholeparents #YourKidIsntGoinPro #SayItToMyFace

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

New use for a Newky Brown Sampler glass.#AllStarGame #MikeTrout#MVP#Schnapps#NightCap#GoCubsGo#PeteRoseNeedsAMakeover

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

3 cushion couch. 1/2 of 1 cushion for me. Best friend on the right. #dogsoftwitter #mansbestfriend

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

Everyday is an adventure. #teenagers #martini #PourMeSomethingTallAndStrong

[PVParrothead @PVParrothead]

How do some ppl make you so happy and some just piss you the F off?! #rant #IUsuallyLoveEveryone