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[Paul 🇱🇧 @PWFolgers]

Hope everyone has the type of day they deserve

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

this is actually incredible

a full body ultrasound scanner that takes 60 seconds instead of spending an hour in an MRI tube, without radiation, hospitals or a $2000 bill

soon you’ll just walk into a health spa, order a coffee, step into the pod, and walk out with a 3D map of your body

the future is finally starting to look like the future

[Sarah @DDGSarah]

lol absolutely dying that one of the most powerful and homicidal companies in the world has jobs program only for Jеws. This is fine.

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

This one of the dopest backpacks I ever seen

[Triodug @TotallyNOTTrio]

Ditching this plot point was the biggest mistake in halo

[Fish ΘΔ @algae_fish]

YOURE FUCKING JOKING???

[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

‘CODE LYOKO’ will officially return after 19 years.

A sequel is currently being written with the entire original team returning.

[TVG @TheVirginiaGen1]

Grounds for removal as a sitting Congressman...

[Carolina ❤️‍🔥 @realCarola2Hope]

At what point do we consider this treason?

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A breakfast counter. The waitress recommended the biscuits and gravy, and when the plate arrived, I thought something had gone wrong in the kitchen.

I say this with shame. The dish looked like a construction site after rain. Pale mounds. Gray ladle-fall. Speckles I could not identify.

In my land, the eye eats first. A meal is arranged like a garden. This meal was arranged like weather.

"Is it… finished?" I asked, carefully.

"Honey, that's what it looks like."

The man beside me was already eating his. He did not look up. "Just try it."

I am a man who has charged hillsides at dawn. I raised the fork. I tried it.

I must now formally apologize to the biscuits, the gravy, the waitress, the kitchen, and the entire breakfast tradition of the American South.

It was magnificent. Warm. Peppered. The biscuit drank the gravy the way a field drinks rain — THAT is why it is shaped like that, you fool — and every mound I had insulted was a soft fold of comfort that my homeland, in eight hundred years, never once thought to invent.

"Well?" the waitress asked.

"I judged it," I confessed. "By its appearance. I am ashamed."

"Everybody does, hon."

Everybody does. A national dish that forgives you for doubting it. It expects the doubt. It waits for you on the other side of it.

Do not judge the gravy by its face. Judge yourself, for hesitating.

I order it every Saturday now. I no longer see the construction site. I see only the garden.

It was a garden the whole time. The eye must be trained.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

nobody is falling for this LMAOOOOOO

[James Li @5149jamesli]

It’s absolutely treasonous that 97% of members of Congress believe a foreign country’s account of the attack, and not the first hand testimony of our own veterans.

I appreciate the efforts of Thomas Massie, but at this point, we are not sovereign.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Imagine advertising luxury villas in Nazi Germany during Holocaust. That's the level of tone-deaf we're witnessing

[goma @soigomaa]

Bees are the single most important animal species that supports life

[✱ @moneyjumpin]

undisputed greatest performer of all time ngl

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Banning Russia was completely fine?
Looks like hypocrisy to me.

[Mads Palsvig @Palsvig]

First they made it illegal to criticise jews
Then they killed 60 million Christians.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Sooooo....The Pentagon just declared Israel an enemy to the US the same week Congress voted to merge our military with theirs.

Am I getting that right?

[YEFANATICS @yefanatics]

Ye in Netherlands
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AMAZING AURA🥹🥹