Petrina Whiley

Instagram - PWhiley94

[🍝 @butlerspasta]

You never know how much your mom did until you are the one standing in the kitchen trying to cook, clean and keep the whole house together and still show up for everyone but yourself.

[mel ;) @simplemellie]

You haven’t really experienced life until you’ve seen oasis live

[Sav Mondo @SavMondo]

I imagine this is the football version of when you call Sky to tell them that you’re leaving because you don’t like the service anymore and you end the call with 24 months of full fibre broadband, Sky Cinema, Sky Sports and a Sky Glass TV.

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Shouldn’t laugh but 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

Watching Manchester United in 2025 be like:

[𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕤 @dipsMUFC]

Pym turning to the Utd away end and saying “I’m a United fan” met with “let one in then you stupid bastard” 😭

[Petrina Whiley @PWhiley94]

@wembleystadium what is the best way of contacting you? There doesn’t seem to be an email or number?

[𝑰𝒅𝒅𝒚 ᢉ𐭩 @Iddy_Unique]

Ending a friendship because they didn’t show up for you when you needed them the most is VALID.

[Philosophy Of Life @PhilOfLife_]

VERY unpopular opinion humans were never meant to be this busy that’s why everybody is anxious and depressed.

[OG Riley🧸 @28thRiley]

How the FUCK did a generation raised on South Park and Family Guy become so offended by everything?

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

Adult friendships:

[The Football Tavern @TavernFootball]

Lamine Yamal.

On the day he was born, Umbrella by Rihanna was top of the UK charts.

I need another drink 🍻🍻

[L @WAFLLON]

I'm sick of hearing about that evil c**t that's gone missing in Tenerife, Harry Kane and Phil Foden have been missing since 16th June and no one set a go fund me to find them #jayslater

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

3 games a day it’s unrelenting. I wish it was like this everyday forever.

[FPL Mate (Dan) @FPLMate]

If you think I’m going to waste my entire Saturday watching 8 hours of random European football teams that I don’t even support then you’re absolutely right.

[Sunday League @SundayShoutsFC]

The glory days.

[claire rowden @clx1re]

me going out to an event that I planned and arranged myself when I was in a good mood

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I couldn’t get upset with April for the relentless rain. I expected it. It’s a month literally famous for showers.

But what’s your excuse, May? I really thought you were different. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.