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[Parker @P_Bucks71]

@alyssa_schoener No girl has actually seen a picture of a man holding a fish and thought “he has a lot of talent and skill and seems really adventurous and fun, I would like to have sex with him”, until now

[sueco @suecothechild]

2nite somebody threw a death note on stage right when we started playing loser and it had their name signed on every page. cleaveland u went fuckin nuts🖤this is the type of shit that keeps me motivated. i love u guys if u fw me i fw u

[Chris @c_popson]

Please consider donating to help fund the Templin family’s medical expenses❤️
https://t.co/xxSrAW6Gat

[wetto @SuicideChrist]

GREY DAY 2021
TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

trevor lawrence to miami

[sueco @suecothechild]

rt if u would punch me in the face... but u also gotta go stream SOS

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

🤐

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

If you have nobody, then we will be your somebody

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

Please let somebody know if you are ever sad enough to harm yourself. I swear to God people care about you and it will get better

[Washingtonian 🌸 @washingtonian]

Natural psychedelics including magic mushrooms, ayahuasca, and mescaline are decriminalized in DC, as of today.

https://t.co/2cE0JzMAAl

[Wib's @wibsbar]

Tomorrow is the not-so-grand reopening at 6:00pm. The weather is supposed to be cold, snowy & icy. We are being forced to do table service, so please bare with us since we have never had to serve this way before... Should be a grand shit show! Come on out and watch!

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

@E_Frentz We need to stop listening to everything politics wants us to hear, and realize they are not here to help us. We need to band together to help one another

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

@E_Frentz I don’t support the way that they are handling this at all, and frankly am embarrassed to call myself a republican at this time. This being said I don’t think there is anything more American than realizing politicians and authority are not listening to us, and taking a stand

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

I’ve been screaming @DraycoMcCoy for years

[Wyatt @WyattBucks1]

That frozen turkey isn’t gonna deep fry itself!

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

do you think the native americans and pilgrims also over consumed and would veg out on the couch in front of the in-laws?

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

i pray that all is peaceful, gus

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

and speaking for all of gen z, this all will be changed to YO

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

Alexander Graham Bell suggested that telephones should be answered with the word AHOY. HELLO was Thomas Edison’s suggestion.

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

shippensbug pa, the big apple

[Parker @P_Bucks71]

should probably get a new brita filter before i start hearing the whispers again