Peter Caffrey

Writer of absurd stories. Creator of puerile filth. Horror with humour. Fighting cancer, one dirty battle at a time.

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If you want some Grindhouse-inspired B-Movie insanity, this is available now for preorder! Expect violence, sex, drugs, cannibalism, murder, pegging and a blatant parking violation!

#horror #splatterpunk #darkcomedy

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Another ARC review for The Ballad of Seven Bastards.

Pre-orders are now live!
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@RoyalMailHelp How do I refer issues to the Postal Review Panel? You've hidden the option so no one can actually do anything when you deliberately ignore valid complaints about your unacceptable activities. It's a disgrace.

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Want some #horror and #splatterpunk #filth while raising money to fight cancer?

The Midwife's Tale by Peter Caffrey https://t.co/3l4gP8ssXf via @YouTube

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Want to play a silly game, win a signed book (plus something else exciting), and do some good in the world? Then have a look here: https://t.co/mLYvnCpWQj

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Cunterbury, Bastards, and Tumours! https://t.co/6RWRFs157z

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@hyperjar being oddly quiet about abnormal app issues and staff giving misleading information. Is it a hack?

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@hyperjar being appalling again. App not working, service agents lying about the cause (I have chat transcripts), and all signs point towards a hack, because they’re doing anything but solve the issue. Unlink your accounts and prepare to be screwed!

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@hyperjar virtual card is crap. I’ve been trying to use it for an online purchase and this is all it’s been giving me all night. Plus, the online chat is off because it’s a joke of a financial organisation. Time for an ombudsman complaint!

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@sainsburys Are you taking the rise?

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For those who love #horror, #splatterpunk, #bizarro and dark humour, grab yourself a free eBook containing a dozen stories by signing up to Mondo Perverso, the eNewsletter of Peter Caffrey. https://t.co/Vk9TondbAr

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BARGAINS AND BALLSACKS! A newsletter for those who like news in a letter! https://t.co/wZTbu9Q0WJ

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Get some proper Bedtime Stories! #TikTok https://t.co/RBZxC26Z6O

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A Halloween Celebration - Get HEE HAW for half price! Grab the eBook for $0.99, for a limited time.

Hee Haw is a dark, pyschological horror, in which nothing is quite what it seems.

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@O2 I see you are answering a lot of queries but refuse to respond to me, despite you acting unlawfully and putting stress on me during cancer recovery. Maybe I should go public and shame you.

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@O2 How can I talk to a human? You're bullying a cancer sufferer, demanding monies not owed, and refusing to respond to a compaint. You'#re causing undue distress and misery, but there's no route to talk to anyone!

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Are you ready for Fucked-up Bedtime Stories? Find out what the fuss is about! #TikTok https://t.co/2Rj2qyFxna

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@O2 When you mess things up, why is the default position to lie to customers?

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Well, Hee Haw started out as a random idea for a short story. However, it’s wormed its way under my skin and become, at least, a novelette, but probably a novella. It’s dark and twisted, the humour being as black as pitch!