Chaitanya

MAN UNITED ❤️
TELUGU

[M. @blndvnt]

was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle

[Liz⭐️ @highhcortisoll]

"IRL parents"

[Compo @_Compo]

Has to be Conte. He's the final boss of it all. He'll bring everyone down around him. Players, owners, fans.
One big shit fire of carnage.

All that will be left is his wig and Dalot.

[Indian Aesthetics @IndianAesthetik]

science exists to prove every hindu concept right.

[Milan Xtra @MilanXtra]

📊⭐ | 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓: Rúben Amorim has become just the THIRD manager in #ACMilan history to remain UNBEATEN in his first seven Serie A matches! 🇵🇹

◉ Héctor Puricelli (1955) — 3W, 4D
◉ Luis Carniglia (1963) — 4W, 3D
◉ Rúben Amorim (2026) — 4W, 3D

An impressive start to life in Serie A for the Portuguese coach.

🗞️: @OptaPaolo

[. @dvdrgy]

Crazy how disconnected I feel from footy these days with United being so shite. Genuinely don’t care about other results, don’t have the same motivation to watch football at all

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we are not gonna have any drinkable water left in 5 years

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

Every season now…

[Red 🇾🇪 @RedlingMUFC]

United gave me my love of football, and they’re taking it back in instalments, plus interest.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

One thing is for certain. If they sack Carrick relatively soon I cannot go through another interim phase. Can’t stress that enough.

[Dahir @12gotnext__]

This nigga gotta be the only player with a comp of every single attribute in the world. Like what u mean he’s got a 3 min comp of shoulder passes he’s so fake

[Premier League Out Of Context @PL__OOC]

Interim Carrick Permanent Carrick

[B @utdbrxy]

God will punish whoever told him to become a number 9

[Syla 🚂 @sylaavlr]

I'm crine he's talking about Boaster 😭😭

[` @chixxsays]

Narendra Modi literally saved Delhi from becoming this. Forever grateful to him

[ROCKET @RocketBullets]

Boaster 🇬🇧:

"I have got a lot of Mates here in China for sure"

JUST ANNOUNCE HIM ALREADY @gentlemates

[Employee Tears @EmployeeTears]

Lie on your resume MF
They lied in the job description too

[LOUD 🇧🇷 @LOUDgg]

Esse título também é seu. 💚

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

corporate will really have a 24yo kid beefing with a 55yo man at 9am