Peyton Clipperton

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I hate Taylor swift

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“we need to pull over and get beer and energy drinks asap rocky”

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5G sucks.

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“I hate blacking out”
“but it’s the memories…that you don’t remember”

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why does everyone decide to go on a 7 day bender the week of final exams

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“It’s a terrible idea, but do it again” @Elijah_Kalous

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y’all think chewbacca has a red rocket?

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Shoutout to all the hotel room maids that had to change sheets after yesterday. the real MVP😪

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forever upset about the fact that the people that print fortunes in the fortune cookies don’t take advantage of the power that they have.

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“we’re not doing anything we’re literally just watching family feud”

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“my parents found my shower beers this summer before college and asked if i had a drinking problem”

“they’d hate to see me now”

-MM

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earth is really winning miss universe titles back to back to back. we’re goated tbh

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how tf did the greeks sneak an entire wooden horse in and they thought “seems legit”

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“milfs make the world go around”
- kalous

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in kael we trust. #fuckpaul

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thongs are fart silencers -wolf

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“100$ is 100$”
“Yeah that’s like 5 cases of beer”

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Number 1: why do dentists cut up your gums

Number 2: wtf are you supposed to do w your tongue

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why is aunt may so hot

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doordash fucks