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I’ve decided to stand in solidarity with Neil and Joni and remove my music from Spotify. Despite the heavy financial burden this puts on myself, and the inevitable backlash from my 2 monthly listeners (my mom and a middle aged woman in Denmark), I must do what is right

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@AgingRanchHand You splash into the depths of the ocean and find another floating bottle. It reads: “Now look down you idiot!” You see the giant fin of a humpback whale rise up and launch you 150 feet back onto shore

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@universaIthemes @fawnncel I like the way you think muchacho

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@sabatonfan69 Evan Williams was there. He told me to come back to the barn where memories disappear

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@rosiekennedyxx Maybe it just wants to smoke an American spirit for 1.5 hours and attend a liberal art college

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@sabatonfan69 I would’ve named it the barrelstab

[debo @killmefam]

God too fucked up forgot my shoes at the bowling alley

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@Absolunar This salsa is hysterical and useless

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Doing tricks on it perpendicular style. Call it the crossroads

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@isaacturnersong I volunteer as tribute

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@UsingLyft He sleeps on it in the halls of a mountain cave carved by short, stout manlike creatures. Everyone could have a Jeep with a dozen rubber ducks on the dash if we just taxed him 5%

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@QiaochuYuan I want to take this sentiment seriously (which you should for the second point) but didn’t the eagles already cover this with “hotel California”

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@CHANNEL_TN_ #4 is underrated in every way that statement could be taken

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@bendreyfuss It’s a never ending battle of trying to not be Napoleon but realizing that even he gave up

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@jarvis_best THANK GOD Taylor Swift was there

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The alpha does not look at brake lights two cars in front of him

[ham mike @griffraff97]

I love watching impatient and aggressive drivers get owned by completely predictable traffic patterns

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@griffraff97 The alpha does not look at brake lights 2 cars in front of him

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Give me your money for universal healthcare and by that I mean 3 fifths of $8 Trader Joe’s gin

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@DrewVento I think a bum who had “kill yourself” ironically written on a cardboard sign would do really well

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@wil_da_beast630 Ultimately, it’s just people wanting to and needing to say “dad is wrong about this”

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@wil_da_beast630 You’re 100% correct Wilfred, and out of context this is just a hilarious proposition. The fact that you have to make this argument is plain funny. Feels like a “consequence of modernity” to try to make “heteronormativity” a thing. That normal is bad