JONES.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀𝐉𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒, 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐕𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐆𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

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𝐎𝐇, 𝐌𝐀𝐍 . . .
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[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

You kind of do, otherwise that stuff in the Bugle wouldn’t rile you up so much.

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 @Thwiptacular]

I do not, hence why I still wear the bold costume.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

Never, but you do.

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 @Thwiptacular]

Since when do you care about the popular opinion?

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

I dunno. The public might disagree.

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 @Thwiptacular]

Doesn’t make me wrong.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

You think I’m cute when I do anything. You’re biased, Parker.

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 @Thwiptacular]

You’re cute when you’re dramatic.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

I guess I’ll just lay here and suffer.

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 @Thwiptacular]

You’re sending some very mixed messages…

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

And fuck the—no, wait, come back.

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 @Thwiptacular]

Got it, backing away slowly.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

And fuck the aspirin and fuck whoever is honking down there and fuck my loud ass neighbors.

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 @Thwiptacular]

Soooo, you don’t want the aspirin?

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

Headache from fucking hell or whatever the fuck it’s called these days.

Fuck me and my life and everything and you.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

No, it doesn’t.

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

No, but it stops me from ever interacting with you all again.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

Okay, but that doesn’t stop me telling Danny.

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

I’m blocking all of your numbers.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

I gotta tell Danny.

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

Goodbye Jessica.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

If only I had a workout partner…

HAHAHA!

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

Sigh.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

Exciting? Sure. Funnier? Not at all.

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

Pro Bono. I’m sure there are other more exciting things for you to sleuth on.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

“Uh, no. This is confidential. Must be said in person.”

She watches as he stumbles his way out of bed. When’s a good time to tell him she broke his door to get in here? After the tea, probably?

“Have your tea, by all means. I’m telling you after the first sip.”

[𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗 @IMMORTALFISTS]

“Is this the kind of conversation we could have had over the phone, later?”

Danny rubbed his face as he threw off the covers and put two feet to the floor.

“Preferably after I’ve had some tea?”

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

Business.

[𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗 @IMMORTALFISTS]

What are you doing in my apartment?

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

Daniel Bum, of Bum Industries.

[𝗥𝗔𝗡𝗗 @IMMORTALFISTS]

Dragging himself out of bed with a sigh.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

No, not at all. I do this for free. You call it pro boner or something.

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

I doubt that anyone paid you to pry into my personal life.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

BOOOOO!

🍅🍅🍅

[𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐈𝐋. @LawWithoutFear]

If only I had a workout partner.

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

< nice to let the dork out with Peter. He doesn’t ever rib her for this stuff. Cameras and film and now overly priced plastic bricks.

“Everyone knows cool people say how cool they are, yeah. So, what’s the procedure?”

[JONES. @PackAPunchPI]

“Fair point. The second you call me some kind of brickhead is the second preceding me showing your head actual brick.”

She holds the box out to him, chewing her lip a little. This is totally dorky. She hasn’t done anything so dorky since high school, pre-coma. It’s kind of >

[𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑨𝑪𝑼𝑳𝑨𝑹 @Thwiptacular]

“I’ve learned not to judge a book by its cover, doubly so when it comes to you.”

He inspects the shaken set and gives an approving nod.

“Very cool, yes. I’m the arbiter of cool, you know, they say I’m King Cool even.”