Scumbag Paco Rotella

I enjoy trial continuances, overly elaborate stages & exploiting rave nostalgia. I am definitely not Pasquale Rotella & any similarities are purely coincidental

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

hey @PepsiCo 🍺, if you bring back Pasta 🍝 Roni 🇮🇹 Parmesano 🧀, I'll change all my festivals' water 💦 stations to Aquafina. 🍭👶🏼🐎🍨🇳🇨◾️↘️♨️⛈🌑🕷

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

I’m kicking back with a mojito. Where are you, pleb? Wait, never mind, I don’t care https://t.co/VaD2gFJ9CK

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

@AStateOfSnark @ARPdid911 what’s the point in being rich if you have to pay other people?

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

#Headliners, I’ve heard your requests for more bass at the Slaughterhouse. But why would anyone want fish at a rave?

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

Headliners, due to crowds near Chopping Block restrooms, we are now turning the entire NOS into a urinal. And they say I’m not responsive.

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

For everyone’s safety, Chopping Block reached capacity. Please spend some more money in the meantime, my wallet hasn’t reached capacity! 😎

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

I don’t care about any of this

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

Real ravers Paypal me now

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

I #support @HillaryClinton 🐴🙆🏼 for #President 🏆 because I am a big fan of #bribery 💰 and getting away with it 🇺🇸

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

@CholaGirlTypos @YoungYelp @grindtotechno Art #Basel? I love that #guy. Might book him for #EDCLV next year

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

Sorry to #hear about the results of the #FabricReview. You guys #should have just #bribed a few #officials. Always #works for me!

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

Did you #arrest enough of my #Headliners to hit your #quota @SanBernardinoPD? I #told you I would #cooperate! #SnitchesGetRiches

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

Attention #NocturnalWonderland #Headliners, bad news. The blue #Teslas are no #good. Some #jokester just stamped the #logo on my #Viagra.

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

Thank #goodness Burning Man has #cell service so that I can remind you that any #clueless idiot is welcome here #ImNaked #ImTrippingBalls

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

I’m #back bitches and I’m #bulletproof

Come at me again @LADAOffice I #dare you

I’ll #dolewhip your ass

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

me when the #bass drops #raves #ravers #ravingisnotacrime #ravingraver #gayfish

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

@MMcCallen you can direct your #concerns to that #brick wall over #there

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

#Headliners, it’s sad that #one of you died #waiting for my #shuttles. But I #subcontract out #everything so it’s #technically not my #fault

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

I #really don’t want to deal with another #deadliner lawsuit where’s my #mojito 🍸& why isn’t there a mojito #emoji

https://t.co/3TRQ6RsQ8L

[Scumbag Paco Rotella @PacoRotella]

@JustinFromVegas it’s all about the experience of #Brexiting the parking lot