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[M @PaddockMadison]

the hold that dunkin donuts pumpkin cold brew has over me is unhealthy

[M @PaddockMadison]

3 months of living in my first (real) apartment has completely changed me. my life revolves around Facebook Marketplace, the Stooping NYC insta accnt, and Architectural Digest tours of nyc apartments

[M @PaddockMadison]

literally cannot believe jeff bezos is being launched into space tonight the writers are running out of plot lines

[M @PaddockMadison]

i just want to be a casual emailer but I have an addiction to "!" and "thank you!!!!"

[M @PaddockMadison]

i can't explain it but i feel like the most menacing evil human when I sign my emails "Thanks, Madison" instead of "Thanks so much, Madison"

[M @PaddockMadison]

it is 10 AM and this man is shirtless blasting Daughtry on our very much COMMUNAL rooftop that i am attempting to work on

[M @PaddockMadison]

the amount of times a day that i almost accidentally sign off an email "Bet, Madison Paddock"

[M @PaddockMadison]

i would give anything for the thrill I felt the first time I listened to folklore

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

sadly i do think my last words will be "not me dying"

[M @PaddockMadison]

feeling loads of distress due to the fact that timothee chalamet was cast as ... willy wonka ....?????

[M @PaddockMadison]

does pete davidson take the staten island ferry to work I must know

[M @PaddockMadison]

constantly thinking about how being forced to play Type To Learn in computer class for 2 hours a day was the greatest thing I took away from the American public education system

[M @PaddockMadison]

i would take a bullet for goat cheese

[M @PaddockMadison]

LOVES PARADES

[nicole boyce @nicolewboyce]

why are the bachelorette contestant images filled with the saddest fun facts I’ve ever seen in my life

[Vincent Patierno @vincentpatierno]

The 8th graders have returned to DC. Nature is healing.

[M @PaddockMadison]

i'm sorry if i got abducted and a true crime podcast revealed my spotify listening history I would come back from the dead to haunt some ppl

[M @PaddockMadison]

10 days until i move to nyc so naturally I've already made a reservation at american bar

[M @PaddockMadison]

i've started listening to oprah super soul conversations podcast so yes I am officially middle aged

[M @PaddockMadison]

when i say im done online shopping and order an aritizia haul 3 hours later

[TODAY @TODAYshow]

Chrissy Teigen returns to Twitter 3 weeks after quitting
https://t.co/tWvCLWhQMI

[M @PaddockMadison]

hi twitter i'm back after a year hiatus to tweet about ~pr tings~ and also give my opinion on things that prob no one cares about