Paddy Anderson

[AdamMcgilton @AdamMcgilton]

@StokeyyG2 @Thogden Look at my man’s face 😭

[Paddy Anderson @Paddy_Anderson]

@RSin_around No issues there.. Give the bland tea a little flavour

[Paddy Anderson @Paddy_Anderson]

@RSin_around My time

[Paddy Anderson @Paddy_Anderson]

@RSin_around Damian Duff ha

[Paddy Anderson @Paddy_Anderson]

@RSin_around Shots fired

[Stephen Merchant @StephenMerchant]

Vital social distancing advice

[Jack Lang @jacklang]

Sentences I never expected to write: Nolberto Solano has been arrested in Peru for breaking self-isolation rules in order to go to a party

[Paddy Anderson @Paddy_Anderson]

@gaz_w77 https://t.co/Nf8bvgLggL

[Theo @Thogden]

Big move for Matt Ritchie - Wishing him the best out there 🇺🇸

[Robin Bairner @RBairner]

Newcastle got Allan Saint-Maximim to FaceTime Lille's Boubakary Soumare to show him the club's facilities in a bid to get him to sign, L'Equipe reports.

The young midfielder politely declined.

#NUFC

[Paddy Anderson @Paddy_Anderson]

@FIbenman @FootballIndexCS Still no payment on Tchouameni transfer.. PB league, over £1.. Confirmed by Monaco few days ago

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Teddy Sheringham singing Evergreen dressed as a tree with Chang from Community singing along

[Paddy Anderson @Paddy_Anderson]

Toon Army

[Josh Greener @greener_josh]

nahh so fucking haydens just scored last minute and matt ritchies just blares the corner flag into the crowd and its only gone and hit this bald bloke in the cock 😭 in fucking tears man #nufc

[Paddy Anderson @Paddy_Anderson]

@RSin_around @TomKershaw21 reading this and realising his baking skills arn't being considered

[Eden @edenjharris]

Tom Lawrence in 2 years renewing his car insurance

[Ross Kemp @RossKemp]

Yes! #ENGvNZL

[Ross Kemp @RossKemp]

Come on England! #ENGvNZL

[david hales @westhamster2]

If Liam Gallagher was reincarnated as a bear