Patrick.

The 8-Ball said things don't look great... 亀

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@Antunes1 Because they’re not an absolute fanny like you!

[OptaJoe @OptaJoe]

1 - 🇸🇳 Iliman Ndiaye is the first player in FIFA World Cup history to come on as a substitute and then score a goal, assist a goal, have five touches in the opposition box and make five dribbles.

Impactful.

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@EvertonNewsFeed Get this fella sacked if that’s the attitude. Shouldn’t be trying to match Bournemouth and Brentford, we should be above those clubs but years of mismanagement and attitudes like this have seen us to where we are.

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@TheHughAnthony @Luke_Jahn_ Pair of absolute helmets.

[El Borto @bortinez_]

“We can always tell” 😂😂😂

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@EarlBarretsMuzy 👍🏻

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

Hope Moyes has got this tweet up in the changies 🙄

[Mo @Mo_Arsenal9]

The Path to Victory for Everton against Man Citeh.

Everton don’t need to out-possess Citeh. They need to:

1. Survive the first 20 minutes with a rock-solid shape.
2. Score first (ideally from a set-piece or rapid counter).
3. Sit deep, frustrate, and hit City on the break.
4. Run the clock down intelligently while the crowd bays for every tackle.

A 1-0 or 2-1 win is realistic. Everton have already shown they can compete with the elite under Moyes. One more monumental effort at home, with City’s legs tired and minds on the title, and the impossible becomes probable.
This is why we love the Premier League. David can still fell Goliath and in early May, the Toffees have every tool to do exactly that.

Up the Toffees.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@paulsteenalbo @EvertonViews Can’t loan two players from the same clubs, so if you loaned Lewis, you’d have to buy Grealish instead of loaning him, he means.

[The 1878s @The1878s]

ON THE BANKS OF THE ROYAL BLUE MERSEY 🔵

[The Ayrshire Separatist @DanielJMath1]

Cunt sacked himself for being a racist cunt. Fair play. 🤣🤣🤣

[Ste...Toffees!!! @Everton1878Ste]

They do this instead

[Warner Bros. @warnerbros]

We’ve been waiting for you, precious. The Lord of the Rings: The Hunt for Gollum only in theaters 17 December 2027.

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

Celebrating a winner in front of the away end after being called a feathered wanker all game.

[Luke Robert Black 🌳 @lukerobertblack]

It must have been so weird to pretend they’ve never met

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@CryptOOwensy @Unknown_iQ @ConnorWillough1 @annab996 @Aj2kZardy @pokemondealsuk Do you know if any are in Newry? Thanks!

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@BwanaChelsea @talkSPORT If they finish in those top 5 spots, then yeah, you’re right 👍🏻

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@RDwrk10 @DaleJohnsonBBC In your opinion.

[Patrick. @Paddy_Reilly]

@RDwrk10 @DaleJohnsonBBC He was never found to be ‘innocent’ as the charges were dropped before any trial or verdict.