Grant Ashton

Walking even further in 2023.

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@waitmaya 31

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@afneil In what way are you a wealth creator?

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@bbcnews The best way to cope is to get a grip and a sense of perspective! Man up!! https://t.co/gx9kLJrGpB

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@Bronsonshitpost @Utilitywaremal OneStream have put the price of my broadband up enormously while I’ve been with them. I’ll be leaving them when my contract is up in the summer. And don’t get me started on outages.

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@BBCNews You need to spell Cyprus correctly.

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⁦@BBCNews⁩ An “imitation forearm”. Wow!

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@Matt_Pinner 20 for me, thanks.

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@MarriottBonvoy Should there be a plug in my washbasin? I’m not sure how I’m going to shave! €300+ a night!

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⁦@BBCNews⁩ Do you mean hangars? https://t.co/MXhqRzNcss

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St Peter “elected” as first pope! Really? ⁦Are you sure? ⁦@BBCNews⁩

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'Exploding' Tunnock's teacakes cleared by tests to fly again

⁦@BBCNews⁩ I’m pretty sure that this was an April Fool. https://t.co/7l11TTh1Wp

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⁦@EurostarUK⁩ You’ll be doing well to “catch a summer sunset on the Rhine” from Avignon!

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@prepostmeltdown @cturnbull1968 @donald1088339 @johnnymaga @homesandgardens It’s probably best to delete your tweet and to retweet once you’ve corrected the mistakes. Then the rest of us might be able to understand you.

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@VisitGermanyUK Impossible to say without visiting them all but Braunschweig is very special.

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@sainsburys I’m not sure what the shelf stackers think they’re doing in Sainsbury’s Lancaster store but it’s annoying to find multiple products upside down on the shelf.

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@AJWTheology @oashton88 It’s “all perils” not “all the perils”. It’s a small detail but the inclusion of the definite article disrupts the rhythm.

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So where exactly is “Hungry”? ⁦@BBCSport⁩

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@VisitGermanyUK All great places. We’ve lived in Wolfenbüttel and Lohheide and frequented them often. The wind and water mill museum near Gifhorn is also a must visit.

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@freddyfootlong @LancsRoadPolice Who cares? Get a grip.