Brett Hancock 🌹

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together. See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly. I'm crying

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov This is somehow huge improvement from week 1

[Peter Lucier @PeterLucier]

my girl when the tour guide at the historical site says that I asked "a very good question"

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov Cubs aren’t even leading there division

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov I love that the Steelers who are trying to be good are betting it all on a guy who’s clearly insanely washed

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@VoidOfRoses He’s going to look so good in green next year

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov Get the biggest break of the game, probably of the week in the NFL, and immediately the three most conservative calls he could muster. #deservedtolose

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov What did the Bucs possibly do to make that guy look competent.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

The Packers are the first team on record (since 1941) to win a game with...

✅ Less than 200 total yards (199)
✅ 100+ penalty yards (133)
✅ Negative turnover margin (-1)

Entering today, teams in that spot were 0-44 🤯

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov Even if you were going to resign him anyway, make him play for a contract

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov Man Flores is going to look so good in Green next year

[Cole Makos @ColeMakos4029]

Tracking rain chances this evening and overnight. Behind this system, temperatures will be closer to average for much of the work week. Here is the latest forecast. #arwx https://t.co/mWlAhqbswm

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov People experience this weather then look you in the eyes and tell you they’d rather have summer

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov Guy who would’ve been drafted in the 5th round in a bad QB class this year

[camille @carabinergrrrl]

starting a band called “beach boys 2” and writing songs like “gooder vibrations” and “wouldn’t it be even nicer”

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov Tom Brady winning 7 Super Bowl has broken everyone’s brains, it’s really hard to win a Super Bowl! It’s an impossible standard to hold players to

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov It has taken multiple miracles to keep him from a Super Bowl appearance. Like I don’t think you can label him the way you can for Herbert

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov The subsequent timeout on defense after the failed onside kick especially egregious

[Cole Makos @ColeMakos4029]

Expect partly cloudy to mostly sunny skies tomorrow with more intense heat. Record highs may be broken again on Friday. Here is the latest forecast. https://t.co/yqBff1KOdW

[Brett Hancock 🌹 @PagZic]

@jacobdotgov Grading Wentz as a backup for that game yeah he did his job well, you shouldn’t give the jets back to him unless Murray is either hurt or atrocious