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yelling at an agent to fix my life problems

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@nehanagarr Even I would do the same i owned these companies

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I asked Chatgpt to describe me based on my past conversations and here's what I got -

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Amazing service by bookmyforex. Cash delivered just when we wanted. @BookMyForex @makemytrip

Upendra Tomar ji excellent service.

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@ravihanda Outlets taking forever to give food parcels to riders tend to have more users reaching out to customer support. Also riders get blocked for a long time.

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@ravihanda Jsw steel is at 1140 so 1,14,000 for 100 shares I guess.

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@KSHMRmusic @RyosOfficial wow 🔥

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@_svs_ Waiting for Trump to criticise Modi about poor state of basic infra in India and then wait for his response

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@dasratdeewan it's just classes, classes and more classes

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This is one heck of a Lifetime free credit card.

Benefits:
- Eat or shop anything at airport upto Rs 1K and get it as cash back (one of its kind)
- 0% forex markup on international spends. (very rare)
- Unlimited Domestic airport lounge access. (wow)

https://t.co/JY4wPIqijZ

[nightwatch @nightwatchiam]

2 hours. 17 km.
At this point, I’m not commuting —
I’m participating in a government-sponsored endurance test called:
“Dekho Kaun Pehle Tootega — Gaadi, Dimaag ya Democracy!”

Boss asks: “Why WFH?”
Bro, because your office doesn’t offer ICU beds.

And @nitin_gadkari ji?
Soon he’ll be like:
“You stayed 47 minutes extra on Outer Ring Road? That’s premium rent, sir. ₹9 per pothole and ₹17 for trauma tax.”
Also, no seatbelt? Add “Dying Slowly” surcharge.

India’s infrastructure plan?
Make citizens so tired in traffic, they forget to question the government. 😏
#BharatTrafficMahan #JammedButJawan

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Hooked
https://t.co/zP20zgySmK

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@welcometokshmr @KSHMRmusic @SunburnFestival Have fun brother 🎉🔥

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what a gem
https://t.co/apzWwo5GbZ

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@thetymonbay @Pentropy Itna sach nahi bolna tha

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@ravihanda Start making content on CAT again if it doesn't violate terms of agreement with the buyer who bought your company.

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@_swanand Apart from that "You're sharing your screen" red widget at the top center while sharing screen, most of it is really good and works well even in low internet speed.

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@MicrosoftHelps Desktop app, New Teams, Business account.

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why is nobody talking about weird MS Teams behavior when you share your screen

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@MicrosoftHelps the top center bar appearing when screen is being shared just blocks the browser tabs and I am unable to navigate between tabs.

[The Kaipullai @thekaipullai]

If I ask you which is the most important company in the world today, chances are you will name Apple, Google, Samsung, Nvidia etc.

What if I tell you, there is one company, that too a Dutch one, which is more critical than the ones above.

Surprised?

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