Chris Saltalamacchio

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

I never thought we would live in an episode of Designated Survivor but here we are.

[kevikev @KevCoke6]

Solo trip this, solo trip that. Have YOU taken a trip to the polls to vote in these mid-term elections?! That’s what matters right now.

[Charles DeLoach @DeLoach_NC]

North Carolina!! If you voted by mail, go to https://t.co/MsAYxX8dE5 to track whether your ballot was rejected over minor technical issues. If it was, you can still vote in person!

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@DanReese21 I will always be grateful for these

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Why are coffee shops only a daytime thing? I genuinely wish there were coffee shops open until midnight where people could hang out, meet strangers, play board games, and have actual conversations. Basically the social atmosphere of a bar, but without the alcohol, loud music, or drunk people. Is that too much to ask?

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@JaysRealityBlog @BravoTV Definitely feels like a comment about the roundup is coming

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@jacquebland Not enough body wash in the world after that

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@Snz_BTC Explain it to me like I’m five, why is it so much cheaper when there are so many more ingredients?

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@AlanShipnuck I thought he was about to be a huge deal back in the day

[FLEA 🇭🇹 @babyibeenajoint]

I do believe there are chores you do before a shower & chores you do after a shower.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@anthonydmusa Barb. And. Star.

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@WestsideLAGuy I’m more offended on behalf of @ChipotleTweets than anything

[angeltbh @notyourhom60332]

I don’t mind being single. But sometimes I see a couple casually doing grocery shopping together and think, oh, that looks nice.

[Charlie Marlow @CharlieMarlow_]

Companies always give away coffee tumblers as promo gifts. Nobody needs another tumbler. Everybody has too many. What businesses should be giving away is chip clips. Everybody needs an extra chip clip.

This is an important tweet.

[as @chezaishh]

Crazy rich asians will forever be one of my favorite movies.

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@PaulHodowanic This is terrific thank you for sharing!

[Chris Saltalamacchio @PageantChris]

@Mv_4u GTFO now, you’ve already answered your own q

[Senyo @fleagboh]

Dear Apple,
Leave my brightness level wherever tf I put it. Thank you.

[sona @swiftlydunphy]

I personally dgaf if a tweet I liked 4 days ago has a community note now plz stop dming me