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supreme leader | madam d madam

[Similoluwa @Notsimplysimi]

Cramps are the evilest things to exist

[CC🌷 @yaaranengalam]

Reached the office on time, and the punctual guy got scared when he saw me in the lift, thinking he was late

[Eniolacore💋💗 @pretty_eni26]

I have zero tolerance for nonsense today. Proceed at your own risk.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This is so true

[mariana Z @mariana057]

An eyelash’s main job is to keep things out of your eye.

But nine times out of 10, when you get something in your eye, it’s an eyelash.

Isn’t it eyeronic.

[kjournettt🎀 @kjournett]

no nigga deserve to be my nigga

[🇹🇷 @wtfisdavidswago]

I no like as my parents train me dawg, I get too much home training.

[not slim but shady @ivybeforewinter]

Anything that concerns the matter of the heart.

[adio₊ @adio_dsgn]

if we've been involved and someone asks what I was to you, please, just say I was your friend. if you call me situationship or talking stage walai talai thunder will claim you on the spot. 🙏🏽

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

I don't know how many versions of the same password I've got left in me.

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

"se você dormir à tarde, não vai dormir à noitei

eu à tarde e à noite:

[as @chezaishh]

@zaraasadiqq I hate cats

[as @chezaishh]

@bambiiii___ 4 guys special 😔😔😔😔

[ivan ( 3.7 / 7.6kg ) @shallowdiary]

me celebrating losing 0.00001 kg

[dede @feysandx]

se tirar "quero comprar" do meu vocabulário eu fico muda

[Jen1 @jenstuns]

i dont wanna talk to you i wanna talk to oomfs about ur post

[4k™ @geeblaq4k]

“ I have to wake up early tommorow”

Also me at 3am wondering how the government acquired the Earth and why we have to pay them to live on it

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When i'm angry and i hear someone say "she's always like that"