Jack Mildman

er doctor somehow

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@OhhThatsRo Still remember watching their first playoff win in my lifetime, 2015 against the Texans. Never take that shit for granted, we up now baby

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

#ChiefsKingdom

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@jemmyconwell if they're telling you not to hang out with your friends and family but they're still telling you to go to work I don't think you should be the one who feels guilty and irresponsible

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@natetella alright have it your way I like your cooking

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@jerrycobbsalad

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@kschmitttty @bohnjowr i am the same person i was five years ago except now i have worse hangovers and can use a stethoscope

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@Rachelwidmaan who be talking shit

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@kschmitttty I put my shampoo and conditioner in lil bowls so I could just scoop up a handful instead of trying to squeeze the bottles lol

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@MrTwoLegs -igami

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@MrTwoLegs Needed a touchdown to win, threw a back corner fade two plays in a row, almost had it both times, second one got overturned on review with zeroes on the clock. Anthony Lynn looked despondent, narrative about both Carr and Herbert being elite continues into eternity. End scene

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@MrTwoLegs would you want to be the DB making the half a billion dollar face of the league looks bad? ultimately reflects poorly on you as an employee of the NFL

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@MrTwoLegs you know who does know the playbook tho?

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

you losers will still be watching the dnc when flight simulator 2020 comes out in an hour. pitiful. have fun engaging in electoralism while i am behind the yoke of the boeing seven hundred and eighty-seven hyphen ten

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

please give us healthcare for the love of god

[Jack Mildman @PagingDrMildman]

@goodenoughyo i'll take goth, you need to be buried in the rainbow one

[Horse ebooks @Horse_ebooks]

Everything happens so much