Paige Selman

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

If I pack half a box I deserve a break right?

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Me: all I want is a smoothie for dinner

*gets text from roommate* - want to go to Sylas and Maddy's?

RIP healthy dinner but also zero regrets

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Just trying to be responsible and file my taxes, but no Windows 10 chooses right now to update for an hour and counting 😑😑😑

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

History made. And everyone's bracket is screwed.

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

My bracket is already ruined...lets go UMBC

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

March: when all my coworkers leave at 3 after they can no longer stream the game on their laptop

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Why @espn do you insist on showing Trae Young's stats in a game he isn't even playing???

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Announcer 1: will the fans agree with any call tonight?
Announcer 2: yeah, half of the calls

So true... #SunflowerShowdown

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Room is freezing and I jokingly wonder is a open. Nope but there is frost on the inside of the window ❄😭☃

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

When Lillian breaks out the Christmas music early you know traffic is bad 😂😂😂

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Walmart commercials depict shopping at there as a happy place w/ elves...false I have never even seen all the express lanes work

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Netflix keeps questioning my ability to binge watch New Girl. Please. I can do this all day.

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

When "sleeping in" is 4:30 am...😑😑😑

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Feeling like I am a freshman in college again...back to living out of a mini fridge and sleeping on a rock hard bed

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

My new favorite thing to do is watch Corey's reaction to Snapchat filters

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Literally everyone today: you excited for graduation?
Me: yeah, can't wait
Also me: *internally panicking about being an "adult"

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Sometimes there isn't enough coffee in the world 😴😴😴

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Another win. Another heart attack. ROCK CHALK! ❤💙

[Paige Selman @PaigeAub]

Maybe we need new card readers so everyone can get in by an hour before tipoff #not630🕡 @KUAthletics

[KU Bookstore @KUBookstore]

RT and follow us for your chance to win this parking pass to #kubball vs Texas on Saturday! Contest ends Thurs. 1/19 at noon.