2008: Who is this random girl? Anakin never had a padawan! We hate her!
2015: We hate Rey - but we’re not sexist because we love Ahsoka! She’s the best!
2023: We hate Ahsoka! She’s becoming the face of Star Wars!!!
…time is a circle
*sees a rock* damn man i should’ve gone into geology *sees a phrase* damn man i should’ve gone into linguistics *sees a cell* damn man i should’ve gone into biology *sees a painting* damn man i should’ve gone into art history *sees
In George Orwell’s “1984”, the protagonist hates big brother, until he’s captured and they dump rats on his head. The experience makes him a model citizen: completely altering his personality and behavior. Thus, “1984” is literature’s first ratatouille. In this essay, i will–