Paige Moultrie

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[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

“You’re just everywhere, all the time.. saying things”

Me @ other people.

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

@RedLadyStudios @nikkikathryn15 YOU THINK I am the princess, over NIKKI!? 😂😂😂

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@RedLadyStudios @nikkikathryn15 Does that make me the slut?

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@AquaExtensions please start putting my total on the receipt you send in my order. Hair stylists are 👏🏼not👏🏼organized👏🏼enough👏🏼for👏🏼this👏🏼
thank you.

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

I just saw one of my client’s entire face for the first time EVER (new client 2 years ago) and my brain cannot compute that her face is different than I’ve been imagining.

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@Sugar_renae I love laugh tracks 😂

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@RedLadyStudios This is amazing lol

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Airports need nap pods.

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@GetSpectrum internet is the real reason people ended up on Snapped.

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

@RedLadyStudios Uuuuuh a mix of the short ones too please thanks.

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

Amazon updated the app-face and it scared TF outta me this morning.

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

With the way they handle the roads in my subdivision I will tell my children I walked uphill both ways in the snow in 0° winds, and mean it.

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

It was 14° outside when I usually take my dog for a walk, so NATURALLY she will choose to hold it until after I leave for work.

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

Normalize telling ppl their children are ugly the same way ppl think they can tell you your pets are ugly.
#YourKidsAreUglyKaren

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Cancer: I’m tired of being a sponge
Also Cancer: omg tell me your trauma it makes me feel useful

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

My mom JUST found out that the eggplant emoji is often used to reference a “dingaling” VIA HER COOKING SHOW and I cannot stop laughing. She is so pure.

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How do you stop caring about an idiotic, self centered, ungrateful family member?
Asking for a friend.

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The United States’ average monthly mortgage payment is $1029.
The United States’ average monthly rental payment is $1358.

I’d like to see the math that landed the old people at $600.

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CW shows have the best soundtracks and I won’t hear anything else.

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So does it make me Scroog or the Grinch of I refuse to take my ungrateful toxic abusive sister to find her kids Christmas presents.

[Paige Moultrie @PaigeMoultrie]

If you don’t want your younger siblings to “act more grown” than you, then grow the fuck up.