Paige Allen

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

“I don’t want to hit the door” (talking about hitting the wall staying up too late)

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

We went to the orcadontist.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Dad: “Paige what was your favorite part of the day?”
Me: “Loving Mommy”
#mommysgirl

[Drew L Allen @DrewLAllen]

@PaigeOAllen and I saw Santa 🎅 today.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

This yo yo is too long to yo!

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Why didn’t the tire cross the road?.......Because it was tired. #FirstJoke

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Dinner standoff.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Paige: “There are 10 days left in summer”
Dad: “No there are more than that”
Paige: “No, I saw it on the news”

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Will you turn on the colditioner. #airconditioning

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

I can feel my heart beating in my butt.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Mom you’re squishing me with your big old butt.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

He’s buried under the sand with the dinosaurs.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Dad I drew your little old lips.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Look mom I’m holding my spoon like a gentlewoman. #PinkyExtended

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

If I have a baby girl I’m going to name her Buttercup.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

While in the dressing room with Mom:

“Mom is naked”
“Mom is naked”
“Mom is naked”

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Mom how do you tell the stormtroopers apart? @starwars

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Dad that truck is really dirty like Mater.

[Paige Allen @PaigeOAllen]

Paige: Dad who are you rooting for?

Dad: The Redskins.

Paige: I’m rooting for the purple skins.

#RedskinsvsVikings

[Quinn Allen @quinnallen427]

@PaigeOAllen being a baby for Halloween. #skinsuit