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When I was a kid, my sisterโs boyfriend was named Walter. The first memory I have of people laughing at something I said was when I said it would be cool if his mom was named Dale, because then she would be Walterโs mom Dale. #firstjoke #RIPWalterMondale
Daughter โHigh-five Poppa!โ
Me โMy hands are dirty.โ
Daughter ..... sighs...
Me โI can do I high-elbow!โ
(Bends Arm)
Daughter โHi Elbow!โ
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As much as I would love to see Mahomes and Rodgers play each other in the State Farm Bowl, the amount of bad State Farm jokes that would be made for the next 2 weeks would be insufferable #FirstJoke
Kante wena Mickies o saatile le bellas mei bra??
Tasman: What did the pigeon do to the door?
Me: I donโt know, what?
Tasman: he kissed it!
#firstjoke
After a few years of Percyโs jokes, Eric has come up with one aged 22 months. What do you think @thatdanieljones @funnylookingpod #firstjoke #ericquotes
"I think I know how a person pretending to be a cat would say pretend: Purrtend" #Firstjoke #5yearold
Hey guys, where do ๐Bee's๐ pee at? Don't peep the answer until you guess!
A: The BP station.. ๐๐๐
Jesus lawwdd. Wheezing.
#Firstjoke while car chilin'
#firstjoke knock knock. Whose there? I am. I am who? Don't you even know who you are?!?!
By my son
@ElvisDuranShow #firstjoke what's the difference between a piano and a fish? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish
#firstjoke @ElvisDuranShow
What animal jumps higher than the house? All animals because houses don't jump
@elvisduran #firstjoke what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of your door?
MATT!
Thanks dad for the dark jokes!
#firstjoke @ElvisDuranShow. Why was the little shoe sad? His momma was a sneaker and his daddy was a loafer. ๐๐
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