Paige

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

It’s getting hard to reply to text messages again

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

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[Paige @PaigePreteau]

Is your convos with you and your best friend over text all over the place? Cause we have 3 different topics going and almost every text we are sending is a reply to another text like I don’t think anyone could follow our convos

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

A girl at work said “if I have 2 minutes before my shift I am getting a coffee even if it makes me late” and I felt that so hard

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

I may only have like 3 friends but I can whole heartedly say those girls got me and my kids no matter what I’m so blessed

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

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[Paige @PaigePreteau]

I’m sorry if I flash my lights at you at night thinking you got your brights on I have astigmatism but don’t wear glasses and every light is bright to me

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

Anyone else’s meals for the day consist of coffee and Diet Coke?

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

That being said though my friends are all boss bitches and I’m so proud of all of them like one is a flight attendant, one has like 4 jobs , one keeps getting offered a new job every week cause she’s that good at what she does ily all

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

My friends all used to not work during the week or work random days so if I said “let’s grab a drink” on a weeknight they’d always be in now they’ve all got big girl responsibilities and like I’m proud but shit let’s get shitfaced on a random Thursday please

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

@notalpan That’s what I like to hear

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

Whoever decided time change was going to be a thing yo moms a hoe

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

My friends all used to not work during the week or work random days so if I said “let’s grab a drink” on a weeknight they’d always be in now they’ve all got big girl responsibilities and like I’m proud but shit let’s get shitfaced on a random Thursday please

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

Not my son saying “I broken” after coughing 💀 🤣

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

I can’t be the only one who is a full blown adult but can’t write bananas without singing that Gwen Stefani song

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

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[Paige @PaigePreteau]

26 and still don’t know what “a few drinks” means

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

@kaylynn199 This is crazy!! that poor baby what if he blew out his diaper which happens so much in the first few months… they rinse with water? Ew

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

It’s literally getting harder for me to reply to any kind of messages here we go again

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the choke hold that babaton bodysuits have on this womens nation needs to be studied

[Paige @PaigePreteau]

Being ADHD is being exhausted but taking a gamble if caffeine will keep you awake or make you wanna take a nap