Paige Lucas

Dreaming of a life where I live as a Disney Princess she/her

[Paige Lucas @Paigelucas213]

"I AM an adult" I wisper to myself as I spray teenybopper One Direction perfume on my body

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[cory @coolmathgame_]

if i was getting eaten by a bear i would get a pet in real quick

[♡ @purelyagb]

Olivia Rodrigo calling out every member of the Supreme Court on Glastonbury stage and then proceeding to sing fuck you by lily allen. we have to Stan

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

77 seconds of truth that I hope you take the time to WATCH AND RETWEET.

[Angela Rockstar @Mrs_ARockstar]

Ban viagra that’s not natural if God wanted your Dick to work it would

[Tom Whyman @HealthUntoDeath]

GUY DESIGNING A UNIVERSITY WEBSITE: ok so obviously it should be as hard as possible to find out any information about the staff

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Is men’s first instinct when planning a solo road trip to wonder if they’ll be serial killed or is that just a special treat for us girlies 🥰🥰

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

HOW FAST DID AIRPORT SECURITY CHANGE AFTER 9/11? WHY ARE WE NOT DOING THE SAME FOR OUR KIDS?

[Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11]

Our bodies are not designed to absorb and process this much violence, loss, and grief.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[Dulcé Sloan @dulcesloan]

I’m in England, Great Britain AND the United Kingdom all at the same time?! Girl! What is the name of this country?

[trash jones @jzux]

“we want grandchildren” well maybe you should have thought about that before you made me so weird emotionally

[I appreciate you. @DeeLaSheeArt]

We really do let America get away with too damn much. 7 rounds of interviews for a job? 1st,last,1.5 security deposit plus $500 pet fee, $300 cleaning fee? Masters degree for 20k salary? I wish we could just all strike at the same time

[Margo Howard @Margoandhow]

At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.

[Willow Pill @WillowPillQueen]

“Because I wanted to” is enough of a reason to have an abortion. No questions asked. No one owes anyone a unique medical or emotional explanation.

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

“what if your mom had aborted you?” well first off you clearly misunderstand my relationship with my own existence lolllll