Thomas Paine

[Thomas Paine @PaineInTheAsss]

@nytimes @TheAthleticFC Groundbreaking news from NYT. THey spend more time on social media scandals than they do researching all the war crimes Israel is committing in gaza and south lebanon.

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@Megatron_ron THank you, we were searching out the enemy, glad you retards will announce it publicly.

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@startelegram Lieutenant dan can eat a dick.

He adds "neighborhoods" so he can fuck over every rural community instead.

But then again, its those dumb fucks that keep voting for him so what am I doing trying to protect them? Fuck me right.

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@FrankLuntz Yes and if we've learned anything these past ten years, its that polls are super accurate and everyone answers them honestly, and their opinions between random poll and opponent's candidates definitely dont change the equation

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@RyanGarcia Mexico is not running through your veins. Mexico is a country, bud.

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@AlexBerenson The both-sidesing of a fucking clown. Get fucked you idiot. Complete false equivalence.

Like there's a trump voter reading your tweets going, "you know what, he's criticizing both sides and I respect that". lol. Fuck outta here.

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@maceow @ianbremmer @mouvement33 @HunterBiden I'm still amazed public figures try and do this both-sides shit in 2026. Like there's one single trump voter in July 2026 thats reading and going, "you know what, good point, thats logical and reasonable and I respect your opinion as a result"

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@ianbremmer @mouvement33 @HunterBiden You dont understand the definition of corruption, if you think what Hunter did was corruption. Hunter literally had zero power entrusted to him by the public. None. And there's ZERO evidence any foreign policy was changed as a result of his dealings.

Complete false equivalence.

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@ianbremmer ...a foreign company who HOPED it would lead to access to the president, "fraudulent or illegal"?

[Thomas Paine @PaineInTheAsss]

@ianbremmer "Corruption: the abuse of entrusted power for private or personal gain. It involves dishonest, fraudulent, or illegal behavior by individuals or organizations in positions of authority.

Hunter Biden was not entrusted with any power from the public. And how was being hired by

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@tradermilla @davidcnswanson @WSJ @WSJopinion You retweet nick shirley and elon musk. LMAO. Shut your limp dick ass up. Having a honest debate with you would be about as productive as debating my schnauzer on the three body problem

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@davidfrum But unlike Israel, we can spy on all those countries.

funny how that works

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@RepAuchincloss APIC josh strikes again.

You're gonna have to get a new playbook, dumbass, this shit doesnt work anymore.

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@RahmEmanuel AIPAC Rahm going on AIPAC CNN.

Stop me if you've seen this playbook before.

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@ggreenwald Glenn is like a snake eating its tail. but the snake has no idea its eating its own tail.

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@TheLeadCNN Marching orders received from AIPAC and CNN!

Try harder, Israel, we arent falling for it.

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@TheLeadCNN Goldman.

Lol. Wonder where he gets his donations?

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@BillKristol You're half right, bill.

The other half was, standing up to Israel and AIPAC. I noticed you didnt mention that part.

Wonder why?

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@tradermilla @davidcnswanson @WSJ @WSJopinion At least you've convinced yourself you're not a complete imbecile.